Lyft GO UP! Hulk Like UP!
Lyft shares climb 20%! Twenty! That almost as many cars Hulk smash in a week! They say Lyft did good. Hulk think 'good' is relative. Is 'good' like Banner 'good'? Probably not. But good for puny humans who like watch numbers go up. CEO guy Risher say no worry. Hulk say worry is for weak! Hulk SMASH worry! But good for Lyft I guess... GRRR!
Bookings BOOM! Hulk SMASH Bookings Records!
Gross bookings? What is 'gross'? Sounds yucky. But it up 13%! To $4.16 billion! That a lot of zeroes! Maybe Hulk should trade smashing for... uh... booking? Nah! Hulk smash better! Lyft says it like 16 times in row it goes up! That like Hulk winning 16 fights in a row! Except Hulk wins EVERY fight! Puny FactSet say rides also go up 16%! Many sixteens! Coincidence? Hulk think not! Numbers scream SUCCESS!
Money Money MONEY! It's a Rich Man's World!
Revenues go up 14%! But... but... not as much as they wanted? What is this 'shortfall'? Hulk hate 'shortfall'! 'Shortfall' is like when Banner tries control Hulk! Doesn't work! But they make money! $2.57 million! One cent per share! That not enough to buy Hulk a decent pair of pants after a good smash! But better than losing money like last year! Progress! Maybe.
Buyback Bonanza! Hulk Get Bigger...So Does Lyft!
Lyft give money back to themselves? Huh? They buy their own shares? Sounds like Hulk eating his own spinach... wait Hulk eat EVERYTHING! Smart move puny humans! Make company look bigger stronger! Like Hulk! They want use $500 million over next year! That a lot of tiny green pieces of paper! Maybe they should give some to Hulk! Hulk deserve it for providing entertainment!
Activist Retreat! Hulk Intimidate Even Investors!
Some investor guy Engine Capital STOP bothering Lyft! Say Lyft do good with buyback thing. Hulk think he scared of Hulk! Hulk's reputation precedes him! He withdraws his nominations. Good. Now leave Lyft alone! Let them drive people around!
Uber Suffer! Hulk Laugh!
Uber did not so good! HA! Hulk laugh! Goldman Sachs say Lyft good! Say they buy! Hulk also say buy! Buy Lyft stock! Or Hulk SMASH! (But not financial advice. Hulk not good with money. Hulk good with smash!)
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pgtips
Maybe Lyft should sponsor the Hulk. Think of the marketing potential!
ozmira
Hulk knows more about finance than most of the 'experts' on TV.
rairayman1
Someone get Hulk a financial advisor...and a new pair of pants.
ris9768
I never thought I'd get investment advice from the Hulk, but here we are.
bellatay
Is it just me, or is Hulk getting smarter?
ar2coolwriter
I'm buying Lyft stock based on Hulk's recommendation. What could go wrong?
mbm1941
Finally, some good news in the stock market!