HULK SMASH FINANCIAL NEWS! (But Hulk Still Confused by Bonds)

Tariffs Gone? Good Riddance!

Puny tariffs! They make Hulk angry! Good riddance! Rieder guy at BlackRock he look at high yield bonds again. Hulk no understand bonds but Hulk understand SMASHING! Rieder says short bonds good. Hulk think short fuse good too! Keeps things... exciting.

Moody's Makes Hulk Mad (Again!)

Moody's downgrade US credit? AAAAH! Hulk SMASH Moody's! But Banner say downgrades make interest go up. Like Hulk's blood pressure when he see General Ross! Rieder smart. He see rates jump like Hulk jumping over buildings. He stick with bonds that not old like Hulk... kinda. Hulk get angry when people call him old.

High Yield High Risk High... Confusion for Hulk!

Rieder guy he dumped some high yield bonds when Trump man talk tariffs. Hulk remember tariffs. Tariffs make everything more expensive! Now Rieder buy back but picky. Like Hulk picky about what he SMASH. Bad guys only! Rieder say US economy good shape. Hulk hope so. Hulk no want to SMASH everything if economy bad. Too much work.

BB B CCC... Alphabet Soup Make Hulk Want to SMASH!

Rieder say BB rated bonds okay but B rated is "sweet spot". Hulk like sweet! Hulk like sweet potato fries! CCC rated bonds? Rieder say they might fail if economy slow. Hulk no like fail! Fail make Hulk angry! Angry Hulk no good for anyone especially CCC rated bonds.

BINC? More Like BLINK! (Hulk Missed It)

This BINC thing it have lots of money! Rieder put some in high yield bonds. And mortgage thingies. Hulk no understand mortgage. Hulk live in cave. Cave no need mortgage. Rieder smart for human. He mix high yield with safe stuff. Like Hulk mixing smashing with... uh... napping? Yeah napping.

Europe! Hulk Heard They Have Good Pastries!

Rieder buy bonds from Europe! Germany France even Italy. Hulk hear Italy have good pasta! Maybe Hulk visit Europe. SMASH some stuff eat some pasta. Banner say currency swaps make Europe bonds good deal. Hulk trust Banner. Banner smart. But Hulk stronger! Hulk always stronger!