HULK SMASH... COINBASE! Crypto Go UP! (Maybe...Hulk Still Learning)

Coinbase Do WHAT Now?

Hulk read words. Many words! Something about Coinbase and shiny Bitcoin. They make lines go up then lines go down. Like Hulk's temper! But now lines maybe go UP again? News say Coinbase buy Deribit. Deribit sound like robot Hulk smash! Maybe good for Coinbase? Hulk no know. Hulk just SMASH!

Chart Lines Make Hulk's Head Hurt!

These little humans draw lines on charts. They call them 'cyclical patterns.' Hulk see patterns too! Like pattern of puny Banner make Hulk ANGRY! But this chart pattern say Coinbase go up to $350 then CRASH down like Hulk step on ant! Now chart say...maybe...it go up again? Hulk hope so! Or Hulk SMASH chart!

PPO? Sounds Like Toilet!

Hulk read about PPO. Not what Hulk think! This PPO thing say Coinbase find 'support.' Like when Hulk support puny humans from bad guys! But Hulk think 'support' mean something else to little humans. This support make Coinbase bounce. Hulk like bounce!

Moving Averages? Hulk Prefer Moving Mountains!

More lines! 50 day moving average 200 day moving average. Hulk no care about days! Hulk care about SMASH! But these lines say if Coinbase break through it mean UP! Up like Hulk throw bad guy into space! Hulk hope Coinbase strong like Hulk!

Bitcoin Go BOOM?

Coinbase same as Bitcoin they say. Bitcoin try smash $100,000 wall! Almost make it then fall down. Like Hulk try be calm almost do it then SMASH! But now Bitcoin try again! Maybe it work! If Bitcoin go BOOM Coinbase go BOOM too!

Hulk's Investment Advice (Don't Listen to Hulk)

Hulk no give advice! Hulk just SMASH! But... maybe... if you like shiny Bitcoin and Coinbase and lines on chart go UP... maybe you buy? But don't blame Hulk if you lose money! Hulk just say what lines say. Hulk rather SMASH than give advice! HULK OUT!