Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Zuck's Building a Superintelligence Lab? Sounds Like a Portal to Trouble!

Metaverse or Meta Mess? Who Cares We're Building AIs!

Alright Morty listen up. That Zuck dude you know the one who thinks wearing a VR headset makes him cool? He's at it again. Apparently the Metaverse wasn't enough of a dumpster fire so now he's building a *superintelligence lab*. Meta Superintelligence Labs or MSL because acronyms make everything sound official. He's poached some 'geniuses' from places like OpenAI and Google. I bet they’re just as lost as we are Morty. You know like when you don't know where your towel is? Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!

Talent Wars: More Like Talent Warts

Apparently Zuck is throwing cash around like it's Unity. He's snagging these 'chief AI officers' and ex CEOs like they're limited edition Szechuan sauce. Alexandr Wang Nat Friedman names names… They think they're so smart. I tell you Morty anyone who takes Zuck's money is either desperate monumentally stupid or just trying to sabotage him from the inside. Either way good for us! Less competition for world domination Morty!

Llama 4.1 and 4.2? More Like Lame a 4.Whatever!

So this MSL thingy is going to be all about building 'foundation models.' Like Llama something point something. Sounds about as exciting as watching grass grow on a Tuesday afternoon. But Zuck seems jazzed. Claims it’ll be 'personal superintelligence for everyone.' What's that even mean? Another way for corporations to control our minds with targeted ads Morty! It's a trap!

Superintelligence: Because Regular Intelligence Is SO Last Century

Zuckerberg's internal memo—because of course there’s an internal memo. Says 'developing superintelligence is coming into sight.' He thinks he's gonna lead humanity into a new era. HA! The only thing Zuck's leading us to is another privacy scandal and maybe a robot uprising. But hey at least it'll be entertaining!

From GitHub to the Zuck Verse: A Quantum Leap Downward?

They got this Nat Friedman guy. Ran GitHub now partnering with Wang to lead MSL. This is exactly like when Birdperson hooked up with Tammy. A bad idea from start to finish. He's gonna be in charge of AI products. Lord have mercy! Remember Morty never trust a guy in a suit who promises you the moon. Especially if that moon is a Zuckerberg project.

Compute Power: The Only Thing Bigger Than Zuck's Ego

Zuck thinks Meta is 'uniquely positioned' because they have a 'strong business.' Translation: He has more money than sense. He can 'build out significantly more compute.' So what? You can't buy your way into enlightenment Zuck. And you definitely can't buy your way out of a Meeseeks box situation. Get Schwifty or get out!