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Rick Sanchez dissects Donald Trump's USD1 stablecoin flop, revealing a speculative bubble thinner than Morty's understanding of quantum physics. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dollar: Trump's Stablecoin Tanks Harder Than My Last Relationship!

Tue 03 June, 2025 19:39
3 minutes to read

According to some Congressman named Ro Khanna, kicking out international students is like shooting the US economy in the squanch. Apparently, they're good for more than just cheap labor... or something. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Trump's Visa Shenanigans Could Screw Over Silicon Valley, Says Some Guy

Tue 03 June, 2025 15:31
2 minutes to read

Costco beats expectations with an 8% sales jump, proving even in this dimension, bulk buying is king. Tariffs? Eh, they'll figure it out. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Costco's Earning's Are Schwifty!

Thu 29 May, 2025 21:20
2 minutes to read

A new index ranks global cities by happiness, with Copenhagen taking the top spot, while the US scores respectably. Rick analyzes if it's worth caring about in the grand scheme of the multiverse. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Copenhagen Crowned Happiest City, But Should We Really Give a Schmeckle?

Thu 29 May, 2025 14:00
3 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez reports on Meta AI's milestone, potential monetization schemes, and shareholder squabbles, all while lamenting his missing interdimensional travel device. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Zuckerberg's AI Hits a Billion Users (And I Still Can't Find My Damn Portal Gun)

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:12
2 minutes to read

The U.S. and UAE are teaming up in a multi-billion dollar AI alliance, aiming to outpace China and establish themselves as global AI leaders. Get schwifty, get smart! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! US and UAE are Gettin' Schwifty with AI Domination

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:16
3 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez dissects the Trump administration's dance with Apple over iPhone tariffs, because who needs ???????????????? adventures when there's trade war drama? image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Trump's iPhone Tariff Tango: A Rick Sanchez Breakdown

Tue 27 May, 2025 14:07
2 minutes to read

Tencent and Baidu are outsmarting Uncle Sam's chip restrictions with stockpiles, software hacks, and homegrown tech. Get Schwifty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! China's AI Chip Game Strong Despite U.S. Shenanigans

Mon 26 May, 2025 05:03
2 minutes to read

Rick deciphers Wall Street's blunders, spotlighting oversold stocks primed for a comeback while ranting about overbought garbage. Prepare for a financial burp of wisdom! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Oversold Stocks: A Rick Sanchez Guide to Cashing in on Market Mayhem!

Sat 24 May, 2025 12:42
3 minutes to read

Old Man Trump's at it again, fiddling with the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, promising 'total reform,' and suddenly everyone's jazzed about uranium mining. It's like a poorly written sci-fi plot, but hey, at least the AI overlords will be happy. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Trump Nukes the NRC, Speeds Up Reactors for AI... Because, You Know, Reasons

Fri 23 May, 2025 18:14
4 minutes to read