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X, formerly known as that bird app I couldn't give two schmeckles about, is squawking about India's government blocking accounts. Because apparently, free speech absolutism means nothing when someone else is holding the delete key. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! image

India vs. X: Government's Account Blocking Antics, Or How I Learned to Stop Caring and Love the Block Button

Tue 08 July, 2025 16:06
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Elon Musk's X gets a cosmic wedgie from the Indian government over account blocks, leading to a free-speech showdown of interdimensional proportions. Prepare for the consequences! image

X Marks the Spot for Censorship Shenanigans in India Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!

Tue 08 July, 2025 16:06
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Rick Sanchez breaks down the new United Quest Card, its schwifty bonuses, and whether it's worth selling your soul (or a portal gun) for. image

Get Schwifty with United's New Credit Card: Is It Worth the Interdimensional Trip?

Wed 02 July, 2025 14:53
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Rick Sanchez reports on China's retaliatory measures against the EU's restrictions on medical device tenders, because apparently, even galactic empires squabble over healthcare. Get Schwifty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! China and EU in Medical Device Trade War!

Sun 06 July, 2025 23:35
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Rick Sanchez breaks down the trade war brewing between China and the EU over medical devices, tariffs, and good ol' fashioned global power plays. Prepare for Schwifty takes and existential dread! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! China and EU in a Medical Device Melee!

Sun 06 July, 2025 23:35
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OpenAI's CEO, Sam Altman, declares himself 'politically homeless' after Fourth of July introspection, citing a shift in the Democratic party's stance on innovation and wealth creation. Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! image

Sam Altman's Political Identity Crisis: From Rick's Garage to Techno-Capitalism

Fri 04 July, 2025 15:50
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Rick Sanchez breaks down Trump's megabill, tax cuts for the rich, slashed social safety nets, and economic volatility, with a side of interdimensional cynicism. image

Trump's 'Big Beautiful' Bill: A Schwifty Mess for the Masses?

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:59
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Datadog, that's right, Datadog, is muscling its way into the S&P 500, replacing Juniper Networks. Time to buy some stock, Morty! ...Or maybe not. Let's dissect this corporate garbage. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Datadog Joins the S&P 500: A Rick Sanchez Analysis

Wed 02 July, 2025 22:41
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From virtual YouTubers to faceless channels churning out 'AI slop,' the robots are here to stay and Morty, you better get used to it. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! AI Overlords Are Taking Over YouTube and No One's Safe!

Wed 02 July, 2025 12:00
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A system outage turned San Francisco's public transit into a free-for-all, leaving commuters wondering if they've stumbled into an alternate reality. (Spoiler: They haven't. Probably.) image

Clipper Card Glitch? San Francisco Commuters Ride Free! Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!

Tue 01 July, 2025 16:31
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