Holy Crap Lois! Trump's Yanking the Trade Rug Out From Under Canada!

Eh What's Up With Canada Eh?

Alright so here's the deal. Trump bless his heart went on Truth Social – which by the way sounds like a dating app for robots – and basically yelled at Canada for copying the EU. Apparently they're putting a 'Digital Services Tax' on our tech companies. Now I don't know what that is but it sounds like something Stewie would invent to take over the world. And if Stewie's involved you know it's gonna be a mess. It's like that time I tried to understand cryptocurrency...brian had to explain it to me 20 times.

400% on Dairy?! That's Worse Than Meg's Cooking!

Trump's rant also mentioned something about Canada charging our farmers 400% tariffs on dairy! 400%! Holy crap! That's more expensive than a plate of those fancy French cheeses Brian keeps buying! I mean come on Canada you're better than that. You're like our hat! And our polite cousin! Why you gotta do this to our cheese loving farmers?

Trade Talks? More Like Trade Walks Away!

So because of all this hootenanny Trump's pulling the plug on all trade talks with Canada. Boom! Just like that. It's like when I tried to negotiate with the cable company – one minute I'm asking for a discount the next I'm yelling about 'Road House' and getting hung up on. I have a habit of making bad decisions when dealing with other parties Lois!

Tariffs Incoming! Brace Yourselves Canada!

And get this Trump says he's gonna let Canada know what kind of tariffs they'll be paying in the next seven days. Seven days! That's like a whole week of worrying for those Canadian geese! I just hope they don't start honking in protest... those guys are loud.

America and Canada Trading Partners...or Frenemies?

Now I don't know much about international trade but I do know that America and Canada are usually pretty tight. Like me and Quagmire… sometimes we're best buds sometimes we're arguing about who gets to use the grill first. But ditching trade talks? That's some serious stuff. It's like when I accidentally sold Lois's wedding ring for a Mystery Box... She was so mad she wouldn't speak to me for a whole day! That was terrifying.

Giggity I Wonder What This Means...

So what does this all mean? I dunno! Probably something complicated and boring. But hey at least it's something to talk about at The Drunken Clam tonight. Maybe Mort Goldman will know something... or maybe he'll just start crying. Giggity!