Holy Crap! Are Summer Vacations to Hot Places Officially Over?!

Giggity Giggity No More Sweaty Balls!

Alright folks Peter Griffin here reporting live from my recliner. Seems like everyone's ditching those hot as hell Mediterranean beaches for get this *cold* places! I'm talking Iceland Estonia... places where you can actually wear a freakin' sweater in July. Can you believe it? No more Speedo mishaps for this guy thank you very much. Remember that time I got stuck in my Speedo? Hehehe...good times!

Those Darn Baby Boomers are At It Again!

So apparently these 'coolcations' are being driven by two groups: Baby Boomers and newbies. The boomers they're like 'Kids are gone mortgage is paid off time to freeze my butt off in Scandinavia!' And the young'uns? They're all about 'experiences' and avoiding home ownership. Sounds like a bunch of Quagmires running around to me... Giggity!

Climate Change: It's Not Just for Al Gore Anymore

The article says climate change is making the hot places you know even *hotter*. Like fry an egg on the sidewalk hot. So people are running for the hills… or in this case the fjords. Reminds me of that time I tried to build a weather machine to make it rain beer. Didn't end well. Lois was NOT happy.

Southern Europe's Having a 'Doh!' Moment

Looks like Italy Greece and Spain are getting the short end of the stick. Bookings are down in the summer but up in the spring and fall. They're probably thinking 'D'oh! We need to install giant air conditioners everywhere!' Or maybe just sell more gelato. That stuff's good real good.

The Nordics are Rolling in the Dough (and Snow!)

The Nordic and Baltic countries are loving this. More tourists mean more money! They're probably building giant saunas and celebrating with pickled herring. I'd go but I'd probably just end up accidentally joining a Viking raid or something. 'Hey wanna pillage this village with me?' 'Uh sure! Wait what?'

So Long Summer Hello Coolcation!

So there you have it folks. The era of sweaty summer vacations might be over. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go book a trip to Antarctica. I hear the penguins have a killer poker game. 'Alright I'll see your fish and raise you a krill!'