Giggity Giggity, We're Pulling Out of Iraq! (Maybe...)

Uh Oh Spaghetti Os!

Alright so here's the deal. Apparently things are getting a little hairy over in Iraq like that time I tried to shave Lois's back with a weed whacker. The U.S. is thinking about pulling some folks out of the embassy probably 'cause someone forgot to pay the protection money to the local mob or maybe 'cause they ran out of those little American flag toothpicks. Either way it's not great.

Trump's Finger on the Button (Again?)

Now you know how much I love Trump almost as much as I love a good chicken fight! Apparently he's in the loop on all this. He's probably sitting in the Oval Office right now thinking 'Hmmm should I tweet about this? Or should I order another Diet Coke?'

Iran's Makin' Threats Brian!

Iran's Defence Minister this Aziz fella is saying they'll retaliate if we strike them by hitting U.S. bases. I tell you what that reminds me of that time I threatened to hit Mort Goldman with a baguette if he didn't stop staring at Lois's caboose. Good times!

Oil Prices Going Up? Time to Invest!

So naturally with all this hoopla oil prices are going up faster than I can eat a bucket of fried chicken. Maybe I should invest? Or maybe I should just buy a bigger car and blame it on climate change. That's what Al Gore does right?

The Brits Are Worried Too Giggity!

Even the British are getting in on the action warning ships to be careful in the Gulf and stuff. You know for a country that drinks warm beer they sure are worried a lot. Maybe they need to just relax and watch some cricket or whatever it is they do.

So What Does This All Mean?

Honestly I have no idea. I'm just a simple handsome and incredibly intelligent man with a talking dog giant chicken enemy and insatiable appetite for life. But if I had to guess I'd say things are about to get interesting. Maybe we should all just stock up on beer and wait for the fireworks. 'Cause you know what they say: 'Life is like a box of chocolates...mostly nutty.'