Excellent! Meta and Anduril Join Forces to Usher in a New Era of... Military Efficiency!

A Fine Partnership Indeed!

Smithers fetch my monocle! It appears that Zuckerberg and that... Luckey fellow are teaming up again. After Luckey was cast out from Meta like the lemon tree it seems that this time Meta and Anduril are partnering to supply cutting edge technology to the government. What a splendid way to 'maintain a technical edge,' as they say. I myself C. Montgomery Burns find this union... acceptable. Any venture that could enhance our military capabilities – and of course pad my already overflowing coffers – is welcome in my book.

Luckey's Revenge? Perhaps a Profit Opportunity!

It seems Luckey and Zuckerberg had a bit of a falling out something about a paltry $10,000 donation. Peanuts! I once spent more than that on a single Cuban cigar! But the past is the past especially when there's money to be made. And with Trump winning a second term everyone is trying to win the White House favor. With the relaxing of content moderation guidelines and Meta pitching its Llama AI models this move with Anduril is a calculated step. Perhaps I should look into investing; a return to profit should be… excellent.

Zuckerberg's Grand Vision (and My Potential Investment)

Zuckerberg claims Meta has spent the last decade building AI and AR to enable the computing platform of the future. Future shmuture! What about the present? More importantly what about *my* present? But still a VR device contract bid for $100 million and helping the U.S. maintain a 'technical edge' while aiding national security... it's all quite enticing. And they say they can save the military billions? Humbug! But perhaps there's some truth to it. Time to unleash the hounds of Smithers to investigate. Find me the leverage.

EagleEye: Enhancing Soldiers' Senses (and My Surveillance Capabilities)

They're calling it EagleEye this system that enhances soldiers' hearing and vision. Intriguing. Imagine the possibilities! Enhanced surveillance improved battlefield awareness... or perhaps just the ability to finally hear what Smithers is muttering under his breath. Regardless the potential is there. They want to help the U.S. maintain a 'technical edge' and save the military billions. Such high minded ideals are commendable... as long as they translate into a healthy return on investment for yours truly.

A New Era of Defense (and Burns Industries Dominance?)

Luckey sounds almost... enthusiastic. 'I am glad to be working with Meta once again,' he proclaims. 'Of all the areas where dual use technology can make a difference for America this is the one I am most excited about.' Well good for him. I however am most excited about the potential profits. Anduril also partnered with OpenAI related to "national security missions." With the partnership between Meta and Anduril perhaps this will be a new era of defense where Burns Industries will have a large part. This could bring me one step closer to world domination!

Excellent indeed

In conclusion this venture between Meta and Anduril is an opportunity for Burns Industries. Smithers! Prepare the private jet. We're off to Silicon Valley. It's time to make some 'friends' and ensure Burns Industries gets a piece of this technological pie. Release the robotic Richard Simmons... I need to work out!