Excellent! Burns Grabs German HVAC Firm for Peanuts! A Cooling Investment Indeed!

A Brilliant Acquisition Yes Excellent!

Bah! Samsung you say? More like Burns Global Enterprises! I Montgomery Burns have orchestrated a cunning plan through my *ahem* 'associates' at Samsung to seize control of FläktGroup this German provider of heating and cooling solutions! For a mere pittance of 1.5 billion euros – pocket change really – we've snatched it from the clutches of some European investment firm. Triton was it? They'll be crying into their sauerbraten tonight! This is like stealing candy from a... well from Smithers' candy stash. Hee hee HEE!

HVAC? More Like 'Have Very Awesome Cash'!

This HVAC business as the whippersnappers call it is where the real money is! My power plant can only spew so much pollution before those pesky environmentalists start yapping. But everyone needs heating and cooling! Especially those data centers humming with the digital drivel of the modern age. Generative AI robotics autonomous driving... sounds like a job for Smithers! More importantly sounds like more money for Burns! This acquisition is just the first step in my plan to control the entire world's temperature! Mwah ha ha!

Rivals? More Like Worthless Underlings!

LG Electronics you say? Hah! They are but gnats buzzing around my head! Let them try to compete with the might of Burns Global Enterprises! FläktGroup's clientele includes pharmaceutical companies biotech firms and even gigafactories! Excellent! These are the industries that will bow before my thermal dominance! I'll have them all shivering or sweating on my command! As I always say: 'A lifetime of planning pays off!'.

Double Digit Growth? Child's Play!

Samsung boasts of double digit annual revenue growth? Please! That's amateur hour! By 2025 we'll be increasing revenue by more than 30%! Or perhaps I'll just...adjust the numbers to my liking. No one will dare question Montgomery Burns! Remember what happened to that union organizer? Disappeared without a trace! *cough* I mean he retired to... Argentina. Yes that's it.

Sagging Share Prices? I'll Buy Them All!

Those other segments are struggling? Good! Let them crumble! I'll buy up their shares for pennies on the dollar! This is a chance for me to consolidate my power! SK Hynix TSMC Apple some Chinese smartphone rivals... they are all but flies caught in my web! They can only dream of achieving my level of...excellence. And my fortune! It's bigger than theirs!

Meaningful Mergers? Meaningful Profits!

Han Jong hee apologized to shareholders and is looking for mergers? Meaningful you say? The only meaning I care about is how much profit it generates for me! This acquisition is just the beginning! I'll swallow up any company that stands in my way! Soon the world will tremble before the might of...Burns' Cooling Conglomerate! Smithers! Prepare the celebratory sherry! And make sure it's the good stuff – the stuff I usually reserve for myself. You can have the dregs.