Excellent! Burns Air to Benefit from Middle East Flight Chaos!

A Golden Opportunity Knocks (or Explodes?)

Bah! These lily livered commercial airlines suspending flights like frightened dormice! Singapore Airlines Air France British Airways... they all cower before a little dust up in the Middle East. 'Fluid situation,' they whine. Poppycock! This is a golden opportunity Smithers a golden opportunity! While they fret about 'security assessments,' Burns Air will swoop in and... well perhaps not swoop. More like gently putter in with our vintage aircraft. Safety regulations? Please! "Are you saying you can see inside my thoughts?"

Empty Airspace Full Pockets!

FlightRadar24 shows empty space over Iran Iraq Syria and Israel? Excellent! That means less competition! Less of those pesky air traffic controllers bothering me about 'altitude' and 'flight plans.' Burns Air thrives on chaos Smithers. Remember that time I cornered the plutonium market? Similar principle. Though perhaps a bit less...radioactive.

Curses! Foiled by Fuel Prices!

Blast that United Airlines! And American Airlines too. Suspending flights to Qatar and Dubai. They should be forced to walk! I will make them all regret that day. Now airlines are concerned about a potential spike in oil prices? Nonsense! I am sure it is a minor inconvenience. My Burns Air uses only the finest locally sourced... whale oil. (Don't tell the environmentalists!)

Nuclear Sites and Namby Pamby Risks

This 'Safe Airspace' organization warns of increased threat near Iranian nuclear sites? They should be more concerned with their own safety from me. These risk managers can go fly a kite! The only risk I see is missing out on PROFIT! I'll fly directly over those nuclear sites myself! Smithers prepare the Spruce Moose! We're going rogue!

Israel's Rescue Flights: A Waste of Resources!

Twenty four 'rescue flights' a day limited to fifty passengers each? What a preposterous waste of fuel! Bunch of namby pambies is what they are! I say let them walk! Build character it does. Why back in my day we walked barefoot to Shelbyville in the dead of winter uphill both ways! "Release the hounds!"

Burns Air: Soaring Above the Morality!

Twenty five thousand people desperate to leave Israel? Hmm that actually sounds promising. Smithers ready the Burns Air fleet... the rickety one with the questionable maintenance record. We'll charge them double! Triple! Quadruple! They have no choice! As I always say “I'm not greedy. I just want what's mine.” It is the American dream!