OMG! Trump's Drug Price Cuts: Is This My Chance to Finally Afford Skincare?

Like What IS This 'Most Favored Nation' Thingy?

Okay dolls so apparently President Trump is like super serious about making drugs cheaper. He's bringing back this 'most favored nation' policy which is supposed to tie the prices we pay here to the lower prices in other countries. It's like 'Why are we paying more than like Germany for the same thing?!' I'm all about fairness you know? As long as it doesn't affect my access to like the *best* anti aging serums. Cause that's non negotiable.

Drama Alert: Drug Companies Throwing Shade!

So the stock market freaked out. I mean obvi. Shares of drug companies are dropping faster than my last single after I announced the new album. Eli Lilly Pfizer all the big names – they're not happy. They're saying this is going to hurt their profits and stop them from inventing new medicines. But like isn't it their job to find new drugs whether it's to help my new brand of skincare or weight loss pills for my friends and family? I'm confused like is this real life?

Weight Loss Drugs?? Is This About Me???

Hold up! They're talking about focusing on drugs for like weight loss and diabetes?! Okay is this personal? Just kidding! But seriously if this makes it easier for people to access these meds I'm kind of here for it. Everyone deserves to feel good in their skin right? Even if that skin is covered in SKIMS.

59% PLUS?! Math is Hard But Deals are Not!

Trump is saying drug prices will be cut by '59% PLUS!' Okay math was never my strong suit (sorry Mom!) but that sounds like a HUGE deal. But like don't trust the numbers trust the process! He wants to crack down on other countries being unfair with drug prices. Like they can't just freeload off us okay? It's not a good look.

Direct to Consumer Sales? Hello Marketing Opportunity!

Okay this is where it gets interesting. Trump wants drug companies to offer 'most favored nation prices' on direct to consumer sales. Translation? Cheaper drugs for YOU my loves! And like isn't that amazing? Finally my fans will have more money to buy my products! It's a win win! Business is boomin'!

So Will This Actually Work? I'm Skeptical... But Hopeful!

Honestly it's all a bit confusing. Experts are saying it might not even work and drug companies might just pull out of other markets. And there's talk of a legal fight. But like I'm staying positive. If this can actually lower drug prices and help people then I'm all in. Just don't mess with my access to quality skincare okay? That's the only drama I can't handle right now. Period!