OMG! Trump's Sending More Weapons to Ukraine - Is This My Next Humanitarian Trip?

Wait What's Going On?

Okay so like I'm scrolling through my news feed (because duh I'm always busy being informed!) and I see that President Trump is sending more weapons to Ukraine. Apparently they need to like defend themselves against Russia. It's all very… intense. I mean war is like the opposite of contouring you know? Total chaos versus perfect cheekbones. But seriously it's important to be aware of what's happening in the world. Even if it clashes with my selfie schedule.

Defensive Weapons? Are Those Like Super Stylish Shields?

Trump says they're sending “defensive weapons.” Like are these weapons bedazzled? I’m just saying if you're going to war you might as well do it in style. Maybe we could collab on a line of defensive gear? Think bulletproof vests with SKIMS level comfort and fit. Imagine the possibilities! But on a serious note I know Ukraine needs help and it's good that the US is stepping up even if it's just to send 'primarily defensive' stuff.

Patriot Missiles? Sounds Like a Reality Show Title!

He mentioned Patriot missiles and I was like is this the name of a new reality show? 'Keeping Up with the Patriots?' Okay maybe not. But Ukraine wants them to defend their cities which is like totally understandable. I mean imagine someone trying to mess with Calabasas. I'd need more than just bodyguards; I'd need an army!

Zelenskyy and Trump? Dynamic Duo?

So President Zelenskyy and Trump had a chat and they're working on making Ukraine's 'sky' more defended. Sounds like they need a good glam squad for the airspace. Jokes aside it's cool that they're talking about joint defense production. Maybe I can invest in some of that? Diversifying my portfolio one missile at a time! Kidding! …Mostly.

Germany to the Rescue? Talk About Globetrotting!

Even Germany is getting in on the action maybe getting those Patriot defense systems. So global! It makes me think about my own travel plans... should I visit Ukraine? It would be like a major humanitarian moment. Plus I could document the whole thing on Instagram. Imagine the impact! But first I need to clear it with my glam team and make sure I have the right outfits. Can't save the world in just any sweatsuit you know?

Stay Tuned... Maybe!

Okay so that's the lowdown. Trump's sending weapons Ukraine needs help and I'm contemplating my next move. Stay tuned because you never know where I'll pop up next. It could be the Met Gala a SKIMS pop up or…Ukraine? You just never know with me! As I always say 'Get your f***ing ass up and work!'...or you know help a country defend itself. Whatever works.