OMG! Trump Says China's Giving Us Rare Earths? Is This My Next Business Venture?!

Wait What Are Rare Earths Again?

Okay so like I'm not exactly a geologist but I *do* know a good business opportunity when I see one! Apparently Trump's saying China's gonna give us like all these rare earths. I had to Google it obvs. They're super important for like phones and stuff. And you KNOW how much I love my phone... and selfies!

Trump's Truth Social Tea

So President Trump posted this on Truth Social – very on brand tbh. He said our relationship with China is 'excellent.' I mean 'excellent' is a strong word but hey maybe they're fans of SKIMS over there? He also mentioned tariffs: 55% for us 10% for them. Numbers are hard but that sounds like a win for America right?

Final Approval...Please Say Yes!

Apparently this whole deal needs a final thumbs up from Trump and President Xi. I'm manifesting hard. Think of the possibilities! Imagine a SKIMS collection infused with the power of rare earths! Like leggings that give you super powers or shapewear that charges your phone. Genius!

London Calling (For Trade Deals!)

I heard reps from both countries were in London hashing it all out. London is so chic. I hope they at least got some good tea and crumpets while they were there. Negotiations are exhausting you know? I need a facial just thinking about it.

Breaking News: Stay Tuned Dolls!

This is breaking news so keep refreshing! I'll be updating you all as soon as I know more. Maybe I'll even launch a limited edition KKW Beauty 'Rare Earth' eyeshadow palette. Ooooh the possibilities are endless!

Could This Be My Next Billion Dollar Baby?

Okay real talk: I'm already brainstorming. SKIMS Rare Earths. KKW Beauty Rare Earths. Maybe even a reality show about mining for rare earths? 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Earth Edition!' It has a ring to it right? You didn’t think I was just gonna sit on my butt all day did you? This is a business after all.