OMG! Tesla's Robotaxi is Here and It's Totally Disrupting My Ride to Nobu!

Like Totally Futuristic Vibes in Austin!

Okay dolls so I heard Tesla's Robotaxi finally hit the streets in Austin! Can you even imagine? It’s like stepping into a sci fi movie but like IRL. Elon Musk is saying it's the culmination of a decade of hard work. I mean good for him! I'm all about hard work. Remember when I was studying to be a lawyer? *Major* dedication! Anyway these Model Y robotaxis are giving rides to a select few – lucky them! I wonder if they got to try the limited edition Skims x Tesla body suits… Priorities people!

$4.20 a Ride? That's Less Than My Coffee!

Okay so get this: Elon's charging a flat fee of $4.20 per ride. $4.20!! That’s practically giving it away! I spend more than that on my matcha latte in the morning. I mean sure it’s cool that it's affordable but where's the luxury? Where’s the ?experience?? Maybe they can add a 'Kardashian Upgrade' with heated seats and a personal glam squad LOL.

Zero Issues? Sounds Suspiciously Smooth...

Apparently some people took like a million rides and had "zero issues." Hmm sounds a little *too* perfect doesn't it? I mean come on nothing in life is that seamless. Is it the Matrix? Because I'm not trying to be plugged into a simulation just to get to my next photoshoot. I need my reality TV okay?

Robotaxi Rule Breaking? Seriously?

But here's the tea: Word on the street is these robotaxis have been pulling some shall we say *interesting* maneuvers. Driving the wrong way? Hard braking in the middle of traffic? Sounds like my driving in high school! Kidding! (Mostly.) But like safety first people! Maybe they need to install some calming music and aromatherapy to chill these robotaxis out. Or hire me as their driving coach. I could teach them a thing or two about navigating LA traffic…while looking fabulous.

Tesla vs. Waymo: The Ultimate Robotaxi Showdown

So apparently Tesla is like playing catch up with Waymo and these other companies. Waymo is already delivering like a gazillion rides a week. Ouch! Tesla needs to step it up honey! This is giving me flashbacks to when Kylie was like the *youngest* self made billionaire. Competition is fierce but like remember what Kris always says: "You're doing amazing sweetie!" Just keep pushing Tesla. You got this!

Millions of Self Driving Cars? Is This My Next Reality Show?

Elon is dreaming big saying he wants like a million self driving cars by next year. That’s a lot of robots on the road! Maybe I should get my own fleet and start a robotaxi reality show. “Riding With the Kardashians: Robot Edition.” I can see it now: drama diamonds and driverless disasters. It would be *iconic*.