Kim K. on Crypto, Trump, and Seriously Expensive Dinner Dates...Like, Wow!

Is That a Crypto Dinner Invite?

Okay dolls so I heard about President Trump hosting these... dinners? Like not your average pizza night with the fam. We're talking major league fundraising. Apparently there's a $1.5 million per plate thing happening. That's more than my last Met Gala dress and you KNOW those are custom. But the real tea? He's also got a crypto dinner for $TRUMP token holders. I mean is this the future or what? As I always say 'Get your f***ing ass up and work. It seems like Trump is living by that moto himself!'

Cash or Crypto? Decisions Decisions

So like you can either drop a cool $1.5 mil or you can hoard enough $TRUMP tokens to get invited. Talk about exclusive! It's hosted by MAGA Inc. and features David Sacks who’s apparently rewriting the crypto rules. This whole thing is giving me serious 'Keeping Up' vibes but like with way more political drama. Remember when I tried to break the internet? Well Trump is trying to break the bank! All I am saying is that 'You have to be happy with yourself and what you are doing. Only then can you radiate happiness outwards.'

Dinner at Trump National? How Luxe!

The crypto gala is at Trump National in D.C. The guest list is decided by a blockchain contest. The top 220 $TRUMP token holders get to dine with the man himself. But here’s the kicker: the top 25 also get a 'WIP White House Tour'. A WIP White House Tour? Is that like 'Work In Progress'? Sounds a little sus if you ask me. Can you imagine the photo ops? I mean 'So rude! Act like you like it!' that is if you are in the bottom 220!

Is It Corrupt or Just Smart?

Okay so some watchdog group called Accountable.US is calling this a 'nakedly corrupt self enrichment scheme.' Ouch! They’re saying it could let wealthy donors even foreign ones buy access to Trump. But like isn't that just politics? Everyone’s trying to get ahead. But I can't lie all I hear is 'I'm doing it for me.' And at the end of the day that is all that matters!

Trump NFT? Is This Real?

The fine print is wild! Trump might not even show up and they can cancel for any reason. But hey at least you get a Trump NFT as a consolation prize! Is this the most 2024 thing ever or what? Since this gala got announced the $TRUMP token has gone bananas like surging over 50%. Insiders are making bank. As I always say to my kids 'Be grateful for what you have.' You know I taught them well when I said it.

Who's Getting Rich Off This?

Apparently the Trump Organization and affiliates control like 80% of the $TRUMP token supply. They’ve made over $324 million in trading fees since January. That’s a lot of contouring kits people! But insiders have agreed to hold off on cashing out for now. So is this genius corrupt or just plain bizarre? I’m not sure but you know I’ll be watching. Stay tuned dolls because this is going to be a wild ride! After all 'I'll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh makeup though.'