AI is the New Birkin: Jensen Huang Says Everyone Can Code Now!

OMG Coding is Like *So* Fetch Now

Okay dolls let's talk AI! So Jensen Huang – who BTW is like the *ultimate* tech guru – said at London Tech Week that AI is a 'great equalizer.' And I was like 'Wait does this mean everyone can finally like understand what Kanye is talking about?' Kidding! But seriously he's saying even *you* can code now. Apparently you don't need to know Python or whatever. All you need is...human?! Like is this real life? Is this just fantasy?

Human is the New Black (...Coding Language)

Apparently the new coding language is 'human.' Can you even? Huang says everyone knows 'human,' which TBH is true. I've been fluent in 'human' since like birth. He says now you can just 'ask it nicely' to write a poem or generate images. I mean if only I could ask my contour kit to apply itself am I right? This is like a game changer. Finally something tech y that doesn't require a PhD… or a filter.

Poem Me Maybe?

Okay so Huang gave this example of asking the AI to write a poem about his speech. And the AI does it! And then you can tell it 'I feel like you can do even better,' and it *does*! I mean that's more productive than some of my exes TBH. Maybe I should get an AI boyfriend who writes me sonnets and never complains about my selfie lighting. Food for thought!

AI: Getting My Employees to Do Their Jobs Faster Than Ever

All these companies like Shopify and Duolingo are getting their employees to use AI. Because duh efficiency is queen! Huang’s like 'Embrace the AI dolls!' Before they replace you. Which is kind of scary but also like motivates me to up my Skims game. Gotta stay relevant you know? Remember what Kris always says: 'You’re doing amazing sweetie!' Even if an AI is doing *slightly* more amazing. (I didn't say that!!)

It's Transformative...Like My Closet

Huang is all about how AI is transformative. And I’m like ‘Tell me something I don't know!’ But seriously if AI can help me organize my closet like it organizes code I’m *in*. Children are already using it which is terrifying and impressive all at once. Are my kids going to be coding better than me before they can even spell 'entrepreneur?'

Get Your AI On!

So basically Jensen Huang is telling everyone to get on the AI train. And you know what? I think he's right. It's the future and the future is now! Just like my latest Skims drop. Get ready to embrace your inner coder dolls because AI is making everyone a little bit smarter. Or at least a little bit better at writing poems about keynote speeches. Now if you excuse me I’m going to go ask an AI to write my next Instagram caption. K byeeee!