A Witcher's Take on a Withered Stock
Hmm Tesla you say? Sounds like another monster hunt only this one's made of steel and powered by... well not magic sadly. Heard tell the stock's taken a right kicking. Makes you wonder if someone tossed a cursed relic into their factory. More than 47% of the public ain't too fond of 'em. That's worse than the stench of a noonwraith after a heavy dew. Makes you wonder if I should take a detour there to see what dark forces are at play.
The Musk Meltdown: More Than Just Dragons?
And Musk himself... well he's a polarizing figure isn't he? Like a Witcher who only takes contracts from nobles. Half the folk see him as a fiend the other half... well maybe they just haven't been paid enough to say otherwise. His dabbling in politics is like a sorceress trying to brew a simple potion – bound to end in explosions. Seems he's ruffled more feathers than a Griffin in a poultry farm by backing someone who cuts employment which is as popular as a Witcher at a wedding. And now folks are rioting at Tesla offices like a bunch of angry peasants with pitchforks after a Striga attack.
Partisan Potions and Electric Steeds
Turns out politics has poisoned the well. Democrats hate Musk Republicans love him. It's messier than a Leshen's lair after a good rain. The worst part? Seems the folks who might actually buy these electric carts don't care for Tesla itself. They like the idea of silent steeds but not the stable they come from. It's like wanting a Griffin egg without having to deal with the Griffin.
The EV Paradox: A Silver Lining?
Interesting tidbit: seems these 'electric vehicles' are actually gaining traction. Men and young folk seem to like them but they hate Tesla. Go figure. It's as if they like the idea of slaying monsters but not the monster hunter. Reminds me of my own predicament really.
Divided Loyalties Uncertain Future
And the political divide deepens the mire. Republicans are all for Tesla but sniff at the electric vehicles. It's as if they like the idea of the Witcher but not the monsters he slays. Makes no sense does it? Though admittedly not much in this world does especially when coin is involved.
Time to Toss a Coin?
This whole Tesla kerfuffle? Sounds like a job for a Witcher alright. Though I'm not sure silver swords or Igni will solve this one. Maybe a good bard could sing 'em into liking it. Or maybe... nah best leave it to the investors. They're the ones with the coin to burn. As for me? I'll stick to hunting actual monsters. Less complicated and at least they're honest about wanting to rip your head off.
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mommachick2004
Maybe I should invest in horses instead. Reliable, if smelly.
wingsgirl10
Perhaps a potion of persuasion is needed?
lampark147
Time for a drink. And maybe a nap.
jasvra
Wonder if Jaskier could write a ballad about this mess...
cobrateacher
Needs more monsters, less politics.
sijaketbiru
Tesla? More like 'Tests-My-Patience'!
boky
Hmph, sounds like the world's gone madder than a bruxa in heat.
luvsqg
Humans, always complicating things.
pattyslick
Nilfgaard is probably behind this somehow.