What the Hell Was That?
Alright you primitive screwheads listen up! Senators Adam Schiff and Elizabeth Warren are crying more than a bunch of sissy girls over President Trump's little dinner party with the big shot holders of his meme coin $TRUMP. Seems they're tossing around words like 'corruption' and 'ethics violations' like they're going out of style. But let's get one thing straight: I've seen bigger scandals in a toilet bowl!
Groovy. A Crypto Fueled Feeding Frenzy
Apparently Trump offered a fancy pants dinner at his golf club to the top 220 investors in his $TRUMP coin. And guess what? The coin's value jumped faster than I can reload my shotgun. Warren and Schiff are saying this is like selling access to the presidency which let's be honest sounds pretty damn good! I should get in on this imagine the babes and pizza I could get.
Shake It Baby! The Money's Piling Up
These senators claim the coin's value went up by over $100 million after the dinner announcement. They're whining that Trump and his family are personally profiting from their political power. Well duh! Isn't that what everyone does? I'd be doing the same thing if I was running the show. More money means more guns more babes and more ways to kick alien ass!
Come Get Some! Foreign Money in the Mix?
Now they're claiming some $TRUMP investors have ties to shady foreign exchanges and crypto platforms that are banned in the US like Binance. Sounds like a party to me! I say let the money flow baby! The more the merrier. But I'll be watching these guys very closely I don't trust anyone with my money.
Damn I'm Good. Ethics? Who Needs 'Em?
Warren and Schiff are asking if Trump's been given any guidance on profiting from digital assets while in office. Honestly who cares? The ethics office can yap all they want but they can't do jack squat to stop Trump. He's the King baby! And the King does what he wants.
Looks Like It's Time for Me to Go Postal!
The Trump family's also launching a stablecoin through their World Liberty Financial project. And the $TRUMP meme coin has reportedly generated over $350 million in fees for Trump and his cronies. Damn that's a lot of cash! Maybe I should invest…or just steal it. Decisions decisions... Either way I'll be watching Trump's next move just in case I need to step in and save the world… or at least get a piece of the action.
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raiken
Come get some!
warnars
Hail to the King, baby!
jessp78
I'm all outta bubblegum.
jenluv0610
Why don't you come over here and say that?
quanghuyk8
Looks like it's time for me to go postal!
zeldajamari
Damn, I'm good.
jaffa
Groovy.
mainman7711
I'm gonna live forever!