Hail to the King, Baby! Trump's Got a Crush on the UK!

Shake It Baby! Trump's UK Bromance

Looks like the UK found the magic formula and I'm not talking about alien tech! Apparently all it takes to get Trump's attention is a shiny new trade deal and a whole lotta 'I like you.' Who knew? I always thought world leaders needed bigger guns or at least a decent jetpack. But hey if being nice works who am I to judge? 'Come get some!' of that sweet sweet tariff protection.

Groovy! A Deal is a Deal!

Trump and Starmer walk into a G7 summit... No this isn't a joke it's real life! They're all smiles sealing deals and Trump's basically saying the UK's safe from tariffs 'cause he likes 'em. 'I just signed it and it's done,' he says. Sounds like someone's been playing a little too much of my game! But hey if it keeps the world from blowing up I'm all for it. Plus lower tariffs on cars and steel? Now that's what I call 'hail to the king baby!'

Political Odd Couple? More Like a Love Story!

Starmer the center left lawyer and Trump the 'America First' mogul? It's like 'They Live' meets 'Austin Powers!' But somehow they're making it work. Trump even called Starmer a 'friend' after he picked up the trade agreement Trump dropped. Clumsy AND powerful? Sounds like my kind of guy! 'Damn I'm good!'

Flattery Will Get You Everywhere Apparently

Trump's been dishing out the compliments like I dish out bullets. A few weeks into office he's already saying Starmer's doing a 'very good job.' Maybe I should've tried that with the aliens. 'Hey nice try invading Earth but I really like your ship design!' Nah too soft. I'm Duke Nukem not Duke Niceguy.

It's the Special Relationship Baby!

Turns out Trump's an Anglophile. Who knew? Maybe it's the cultural links the royal family or maybe he just likes saying 'God save the Queen!' Whatever it is the UK's got the Trump seal of approval. JD Vance even said Trump 'really loves the United Kingdom.' Well alright! Time to pack my bags and head across the pond. 'Nobody steals our freedom!'... and our trade deals!

Don't Get on His Bad Side!

The real reason the UK's in Trump's good books? They haven't pissed him off yet! No trade surpluses no major disagreements on foreign policy. They played it cool when Trump slapped tariffs on them opting for calm negotiation instead of a 'come get some' attitude. Smart move Brits. Smart move. 'My kind of town.'