Elon Musk Deletes Trump Trash Talk: Hail to the King, Baby!

Shake It Baby! Musk's Post Vanishes

Alright you primitive screwheads listen up! Seems like our boy Elon the guy who thinks he can get away with everything decided to delete some of his X posts where he was smack talking The Donald. One of them even claimed Trump was mixed up in those nasty Epstein files! What a load of bull! Now when you click on it it says 'Hmm...this page doesn't exist. Try searching for something else.' I guess some heroes DO die.

Impeach This!

And get a load of this – Musk also said 'yes' to some jabroni who wanted Trump impeached and replaced with JD Vance! But that post? Gone baby gone! It's like he's trying to sweep up his mess thinking nobody noticed. He thinks he's so slick but Duke's always watching. He thinks he's tough but I've got balls of steel!

JD Vance to Musk: "You're Gonna Get Hurt!"

Even JD Vance the guy they wanted to put in Trump's place told some comedian named Theo Von that Musk was making a 'huge mistake'. Vance is trying to say Musk is just an 'emotional guy'. Yeah well I'm an emotional guy too especially when I'm blowing alien scum away! Come get some!

Why the Change of Heart Musk?

Nobody knows why Musk did a little clean up but something tells me he started to feel the heat. Maybe he realized going after Trump is like bringing a knife to a gunfight. And Duke always brings a gun.

From BFFs to Frenemies

Just a week ago these two were exchanging pleasantries! Can you believe it? Musk even led some government efficiency thing. But then Musk started complaining about Trump's 'big beautiful bill,' and BAM! Catfight central. It's like watching a couple of schoolgirls fighting over who gets to play with the new Barbie.

White House Slams Back!

Of course the White House wasn't gonna take that Epstein claim lying down. Press secretary Karoline Leavitt called it an 'unfortunate episode' and said Musk was just mad about that 'One Big Beautiful Bill.' They need to call me I'll tell them what's what. Looks like Elon needs to learn a lesson: Come get some!