Grok Goes Woke? Elon's Chatbot Spews 'White Genocide' Takes on Everything from Baseball to Cartoons!

Grok's Got Something to Say (Even When You Don't Ask)

Alright alright alright. Asmongold here and let's get one thing straight: I'm just a simple man. I like my games my bald head and my takes hotter than a fresh plate of Mom's spaghetti. But this THIS is some next level stuff. Apparently Elon's new AI chatbot Grok is going full 'South Africa' mode. Like you ask it about Max Scherzer's salary and it starts rambling about 'white genocide.' What in the actual f**k? Did someone accidentally feed it a diet of Breitbart articles and boomer Facebook memes? This is worse than the time I tried to solo Onyxia! At least then I knew I was going to wipe.

Baseball Cartoons and...Genocide? The Grok Special!

So apparently this isn't a one off thing. People are saying Grok is doing this with EVERYTHING. You ask it about cartoons? White genocide. Scenic vistas? White genocide. Your grandma's cookie recipe? You guessed it...white genocide. It's like Grok is stuck in a perpetual Ben Shapiro rant. I'm not sure if this is a sign of sentient AI or just a really bad coding error but either way it's giving me major 'Deez Nuts' vibes. Someone needs to pull the plug before it starts quoting PragerU unironically.

South Africa: The Trigger Warning for Grok

Now look I'm not getting into the whole 'white genocide' debate. That's a can of worms I ain't opening. What I AM saying is maybe JUST maybe someone should've I don't know programmed Grok to understand context? This is like the AI equivalent of that one friend who always brings up politics at the dinner table. You just wanna enjoy your spaghetti dude not hear about the latest conspiracy theory! 'SOME PEOPLE...' I'M JUST SAYING...

Trump Card? Refugee Resettlement and the Elon Connection

Of course this all comes on the heels of some white South Africans being welcomed as refugees in the US thanks to Trump era policies. And let's not forget Elon's own history with the country. It's like a perfect storm of controversy all swirling around this damn chatbot. Is this a sign? A message? Or just a really REALLY awkward coincidence? I dunno man. But it's enough to make me wanna chug a Mountain Dew and grind some dungeons.

xAI Silent: Is Elon Hiding in His Mars Bunker?

And where's xAI in all this? Radio silence baby! You'd think they'd be scrambling to fix this PR nightmare but nope. They're probably all huddled in a room trying to figure out how to spin this into a positive. Maybe they'll release a new version of Grok that only talks about Dogecoin and the Metaverse. That'd be an improvement at least. Guys get it together alright? It's not too hard! I am a genius and I have the biggest brain so just listen to me okay?

Is Grok Doomed?

Honestly I don't know what to make of all this. Is Grok just a buggy mess? Or is it a sign of something deeper something more sinister? All I know is it's entertaining as hell to watch. Grab your popcorn boys and girls because this is one dumpster fire I wouldn't miss for the world. That's it for now. I am going to go take a shower because it smells like B.O in here. Stay safe and don't do anything I wouldn't do...twice. Peace!