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Asian markets show mixed results with Japan's inflation above target, while Trump-era shipping fees give some stocks a boost. Meanwhile, the US market is as indecisive as my next hair cut! image

Japan's Inflation is Still a Thing?! Is the Bank of Japan Finally Gonna Do Something?

Fri 18 April, 2025 04:01
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Chinese tea chain Chagee experiences a massive stock surge during its Nasdaq debut, planning a U.S. expansion amidst ongoing trade tensions between the U.S. and China. Are they gonna make it, chat? image

Chagee Stock EXPLODES! Chinese Tea Chain Defies Trade War?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 15:55
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Asmongold gives his brutally honest take on New Zealand's rising consumer prices, potential interest rate cuts, and the looming doom of global trade wars. Bald rant incoming! image

New Zealand Economy RUINED! Is This the End of the Line?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 00:37
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Proposed budget cuts to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) could impact millions of low-income Americans and major retailers. Asmongold reacts! image

ARE THEY SERIOUS?! Food Stamps CUTS?! Is This The END?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 13:00
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Asmongold breaks down the latest retail sales report, exposing how tariff fears and pulled-forward demand are distorting the economic picture, and why you should always be skeptical of the 'experts'. image

Retail Sales Numbers are LYING To You! Don't Be Fooled!

Tue 15 April, 2025 20:07
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Asmongold breaks down the recent stock market volatility, tariff anxieties, and whether this rally is just a head fake. image

Is This a Bull Trap?! Market Rally Has Everyone Sweating!

Mon 14 April, 2025 20:01
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Singapore's Monetary Authority eases policy amidst slowing growth, sparking concerns of a potential recession and impacting global supply chains. Prepare for the worst, folks! image

Singapore's Economy DOOMED! Is This The End?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 08:05
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Iran and the United States are back at the negotiation table, discussing Tehran's nuclear program. Will this lead to anything or is it just another round of 'talks for the sake of talks?' image

Iran and the US Talking Again?! Is This Another Dumpster Fire?

Sat 12 April, 2025 15:55
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A look at the week's tech stock rebound, featuring insights and opinions from everyone's favorite greasy-haired gamer, Asmongold. image

Tech Stocks RECOVERING?! Are We FINALLY Gonna Be Okay?

Fri 11 April, 2025 15:53
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Asmongold breaks down JPMorgan Chase's first-quarter earnings, Trump's tariff policies, and the looming recession fears. Will we all be living in a dumpster soon? image

Is the Economy Doomed!?! JPMorgan's Earnings Report Reveals All!

Fri 11 April, 2025 04:01
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