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Asmongold reacts to Robinhood's tokenized stock controversy, OpenAI's concerns, and regulatory scrutiny in the EU, questioning the legitimacy and transparency of the trading platform's offerings. image

Robinhood CEO Says 'It's Not Entirely Relevant' That Their Fake Stock Ain't Real Stock - Are You Kidding Me?

Tue 08 July, 2025 13:25
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The Invesco QQQ ETF hits all-time highs, but a correction might be looming. Is it time to HODL or GTFO? image

QQQ ETF: To the Moon or Dumpster Fire? Asmongold's Take!

Mon 07 July, 2025 17:40
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BRICS nations convene, skirt around naming Trump, criticize tariffs and attacks on Iran, while tiptoeing around Russia and Ukraine. Is this a real power bloc or just a group therapy session? image

BRICS Summit: No Names, Just Shade – Is This the Adult Table or Just a Messy Playdate?

Sun 06 July, 2025 21:29
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Asmongold reacts to Elon Musk's criticism of Trump's spending bill, the potential impact on Tesla, and the ongoing feud between the two moguls. image

Elon Musk Just Went Full Chad on Trump's 'DEBT SLAVERY' Bill - And Tesla Stock is Feeling the Aftermath!

Fri 04 July, 2025 15:08
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OpenAI publicly denies involvement with Robinhood's tokenized stock offerings of OpenAI and SpaceX in Europe, warning users to be careful. image

OpenAI DISSES Robinhood's Crypto Shenanigans: 'We Didn't Ask For This!'

Wed 02 July, 2025 21:18
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Reports suggest AstraZeneca might move its stock listing to the U.S., sparking fears about London's weakening status as a global financial hub. Is this the end of the UK stock market as we know it? image

AstraZeneca to Ditch London? Oh My God, Dude, We're Doomed! UK Losing Its Edge!

Wed 02 July, 2025 12:17
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Analysts are eyeing beaten-down stocks like Stellantis, Capri Holdings, and Wolverine World Wide for potential comebacks amidst tariff concerns and market volatility. Will they print, or are we heading for another content drought? image

DUMPSTER FIRE STOCKS READY TO PRINT? Wall Street Bets on Turnaround Plays!

Tue 01 July, 2025 17:04
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As Amazon navigates tariffs with forward-thinking strategies and embraces AI, Andy Jassy envisions robots in every home, changing how we work and live. Time to unsub from reality, boys! image

Amazon CEO Says Tariffs? No Problem! AI Robots Incoming! Prepare for the Singularity... and Slightly Cheaper Stuff?

Mon 30 June, 2025 23:00
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Asmongold reacts to Goldman Sachs' bullish outlook on Kratos Defense following the war in Ukraine, highlighting the shift towards cheaper, more efficient weaponry and the potential for major disruptions in the defense industry. image

Bald Man's Take: Goldman Sachs Says Ukraine War Redefining Combat, Kratos Defense About to Print Gold?

Mon 30 June, 2025 14:04
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Asmongold reacts to Elon Musk's fiery criticism of the Senate's domestic policy package, questioning its impact on jobs and future industries. Will this be the end of days? image

Elon Musk Goes Full Metal Jacket on Senate Bill: Is This The End of Days?

Sat 28 June, 2025 22:12
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