Elon Musk Just Went Full Chad on Trump's 'DEBT SLAVERY' Bill - And Tesla Stock is Feeling the Aftermath!

The $3.4 Trillion Question: Is This Bill Gonna Screw Us All?

Alright alright settle down you beautiful baldies. So Elon that guy who's always got his hands in like five different cookie jars at once has decided to chime in on Trump's new spending bill. And let me tell you he ain't happy. Apparently this thing is gonna add $3.4 TRILLION to the already insane national debt. That's a lot of WoW tokens folks. A LOT. Rand Paul is also quoted as saying the bill "explodes the deficit" and is "short term politicking over long term sustainability." Seems like everybody is getting a piece of the cake except for us the people. Who would have ever thought!

DEBT SLAVERY: Elon's Got a Point (Maybe?)

Musk straight up called it a 'DEBT SLAVERY bill.' Now I'm not gonna pretend I understand all the economic mumbo jumbo but even I know that loading up on debt like a Goblin on Black Friday isn't exactly a recipe for success. I mean we all remember that one time when Zackrawrr impulse bought 5000$ worth of transmog... that didn't end well did it? This is basically the government doing that but on a scale that could actually crash the economy.

CBO vs. White House: Who Do You Trust?

Of course the White House is calling the Congressional Budget Office 'partisan' and brushing off their estimates. Classic. It's like when Blizzard nerfs your favorite class and then claims it's for 'balance.' Yeah sure it is. But as we all know nobody gives a damn what the White House claims am I right?

Tax Cuts and EV Cuts: Elon's Personal Stake

Here's where it gets spicy. This bill cuts tax credits for electric vehicles. And guess who sells electric vehicles? Ding ding ding! Elon Musk. So yeah he's got a vested interest here. It's like cutting off a streamer's Twitch revenue and then expecting them to be happy about it. Ain't gonna happen brother. We gotta look out for ourselves in this dog eat dog world.

Trump vs. Musk: The Feud That Shook Wall Street

Trump never one to back down from a Twitter fight fired back saying he 'took away his EV Mandate that forced everyone to buy Electric Cars that nobody else wanted.' Oof. Shots fired. This feud actually tanked Tesla's stock for a while costing them a whopping $152 billion in market cap. That's enough to buy a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew and Cheetos for every single one of my viewers. TWICE. I really think Trump's behavior is what most people consider as the definition of being a 'dork'.

Tesla's Rebound: Is the Damage Done?

Tesla stock has bounced back a bit but it's still not where it was before this whole drama started. So the question is did Trump actually damage Tesla's long term prospects or will Elon just shrug it off and keep building rockets and flamethrowers? Only time will tell folks. Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure this whole situation is a dumpster fire worthy of a level 9000 difficulty playthrough.