Trump Says 'Say Hello to My Little Tariffs!' Deadline? Forget About It, Ese!

The World is Yours... and Mine Too!

Alright listen up! This Trump guy right? He's talkin' about these tariffs like he's got a freakin' remote control for the whole world. He says 'No we can do whatever we want.' That's right ese! He's got the power like I had in Miami but instead of blow he's pushin' tariffs. He's talkin' 'bout movin' deadlines like they're dominoes. July 9th? July 8th? Who gives a flying fig? He's makin' the rules understand?

Liberation Day? More Like Confused Day!

This 'liberation day' he's talkin' about where he rolled out these massive tariffs… sounds more like a day of confusion for everyone else. Countries got blindsided markets went crazy and investors started sweatin' more than I did when the cops were knockin' on my door. Fifty percent tariffs? That's more than what I charged for some of my best product back in the day! Then he pulls this 90 day pause outta his ass? What is this amateur hour?

Frameworks and BS!

So he's makin' these deals with China and the UK but they're just 'frameworks'? Sounds like a bunch of hot air to me man. He's gotta get his act together. You don't build an empire on 'frameworks'. You build it on balls on having the 'cojones' to get the job done. Now he's gonna send out letters? Like some kind of bill collector? 'Pay up or else!'? This ain't the way to run a business even for Trump the guy has got no respect none at all!

200 Countries? No Problem!

He's talkin' about 200 countries plus? Sounds like a lot of potential customers or you know people to squeeze for a few bucks. He's gonna tell 'em what they gotta pay to do business in the US. This ain't about fair trade it's about Trump gettin' his cut. And like I always said 'Everybody wants to come here and get rich? Fine I'll take their money.'

Leavitt? More Like Leave It Be!

And this chick Karoline Leavitt she's sayin' it 'could be extended'? Sounds like she's got no idea what's goin' on. She's just spouting words like some kinda wind up doll. Trump needs people who know what they're doin' not just pretty faces.

Lawyers and Loopholes!

So some federal court shot down the tariffs but then some appeals court put a pause on that? Sounds like a bunch of legal mumbo jumbo man. Like lawyers are even worth a damn! All that matters is power and who's got it. In this case it looks like Trump still holds the cards. I always said 'The only thing in this world that gives orders is balls'. And right now Trump's got 'em...at least when it comes to these tariffs.