Trump 2028: Rewrite the Rules? Say Hello to My Little Amendment!

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power...

Alright listen up youse guys. I'm Tony Montana and I'm here to tell you about this crazy shit goin' on in American politics. Seems like this Trump fella he's sellin' hats and t shirts with 'Trump 2028' on 'em. 'Rewrite the Rules,' the shirts say. Rewrite the rules? What is this a friggin' game show? Seems like this guy wants a third term even though the Constitution says 'No way Jose!' But hey who am I to judge? I always said 'The world is yours,' and if that includes the White House for a third time well maybe he's got a point. Maybe this country needs a guy like Trump someone who ain't afraid to get his hands dirty. Or maybe he's just tryin' to make a quick buck off youse mugs. I don't know I'm just reportin' what I see.

The Constitution? More Like a Suggestion!

So this Constitution thing. Apparently there's this 22nd Amendment that says you can only be president for two terms. But Trump he ain't sweatin' it. He's teasin' everybody sayin' maybe he'll run again in 2028. He tells NBC 'A lot of people want me to do it!' He likes working. I like working too but mostly I was pushing weight. This is different. He figures out he can run again. He says 'There are methods which you could do it.' Methods? Sounds like he's gonna need a whole lotta lawyers and maybe a couple of favors. But hey if you got the balls you gotta go for it right? That's what I always say.

Bannon's Bet: President for Life!

Now this Steve Bannon fella he's goin' all in. He's sayin' Trump's gonna be president again no problem. He predicts that on January 20 2029 Trump will be back in the Oval Office. He says they got a team workin' on it. A team? Sounds like a goddamn heist movie! But if anyone can pull it off it's Trump. He's got the charisma he's got the money and he's got the people who believe in him. I tell you that is power.

A House Resolution: Tailor Made for Trump

And get this: Congressman Andy Ogles some guy from Tennessee introduced a resolution to change the Constitution so Trump can run again. But here's the kicker: it's only for Trump! Not for Clinton Bush Obama or Biden. Just for The Don. Now that's what I call special treatment! It's like when I used to get the best tables at Babylon. You gotta have connections you gotta have power and you gotta know how to use it. And Trump? He knows. He knows how to make the world his.

Is This a Joke? Or a Power Play?

So what's the deal? Is Trump serious about runnin' again? Is he just messin' with everybody's heads? Or is he plannin' somethin' bigger? I don't know but I'll tell you one thing: this is entertainment at its finest. You got the drama you got the intrigue you got the possibility of somethin' big happenin'. And me? I'm just here to watch it all unfold. Like I always say 'Every day above ground is a good day,' especially when you got this much crazy shit goin' on.

Say Goodnight to the Bad Guy?

Bottom line? Trump's sellin' hats Bannon's makin' predictions and some congressman's tryin' to change the Constitution. It's a goddamn circus! And whether it's a joke or a power play one thing's for sure: it's keepin' the world entertained. So grab your popcorn sit back and enjoy the show. Because with Trump you never know what's gonna happen next. He's like me: he likes to surprise people. And sometimes surprises can be a real bitch.