Say Hello to My Little Maple Leaf: Canada Tells Trump 'No Deal' on Becoming the 51st State

First You Get the Power Then You Get the Country?

Listen to this man. Trump that crazy gringo he's trying to buy Canada! Like it's a friggin' used car or something. He wants to make them the 51st state. Carney the new Prime Minister he tells Trump to go take a hike. 'Canada is not for sale,' he says. Good for him! You gotta stand your ground you know? Like me in that Babylon Club 'I tell you what's going to happen!'

Never Say Never? I Heard That Before!

Trump he's all like 'Never say never.' What is this some kinda cheesy movie? This ain't Hollywood pal! This is about real money real power. He's whining about trade deals saying everyone wants a piece of America. He's talking tough but I bet he's sweating under that toupee.

Canadian Pride: More Than Just Maple Syrup and Hockey

This whole thing it's got the Canadians riled up. They're all puffing out their chests talking about national pride. I get it you know? You gotta protect what's yours. But let's be honest everyone's got a price. The question is what is it eh?

Truth Social Rants: Trump's Late Night Confessions

Trump's on his Truth Social ranting about how America's 'subsidizing' Canada. Two hundred billion dollars! He says they don't need Canadian cars energy lumber... He’s acting like he’s God deciding who needs what. What a joke! But I love it. I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Economic Leeches and Socialist Regimes: Sounds Like Miami to Me

Some other guy Lutnick he's calling Canada an 'economic leech' with a 'socialist regime'. I've heard that somewhere before. That sounds like what people say about Miami sometimes. It's like the pot calling the kettle black you know? They are probably jealous cause Canada has better healthcare.

The Art of the Deal: More Like the Art of the Insult

So what's gonna happen? Will Trump keep throwing tariffs around like confetti? Will Canada stand strong or will they eventually cave? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure this ain't over. Like I always say 'Every day above ground is a good day!' So sit tight grab a mojito and watch the fireworks!