A satirical look at Trump's healthcare bill, predicting massive Medicaid cuts and potential devastation for vulnerable Americans, as told by Tony Montana.
A satirical look at Trump's healthcare bill, predicting massive Medicaid cuts and potential devastation for vulnerable Americans, as told by Tony Montana.

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power Then You Get…Sick?

Alright listen up you little cockroaches. Trump that guy he's got this 'big beautiful bill,' see? More like a big ugly mess if you ask me. He says he's gonna fix healthcare but all I see is he's gonna screw over the little guy. Millions I'm talkin' MILLIONS gonna be left with nothin'. No insurance no doctors just a big fat bill and a middle finger. This is America right? Where's the fuckin' American dream now huh?

Medicaid? More Like Medi DON'T!

This Medicaid thing it's supposed to help the poor bastards the disabled the ones who can't catch a break. But Trump wants to chop it up slice it and dice it like a goddamn kilo. We talkin' over a TRILLION dollars in cuts! That's a lotta blow even for me! And where's it goin'? Who the hell knows probably lining some rich bastard's pockets. It's always the same ain't it? The rich get richer and the poor get screwed. What a country!

Rural Hospitals? More Like Ghost Towns!

These cuts ain't just about insurance see? They gonna shut down hospitals in the sticks. Small towns rural areas they're gonna be screwed! Where are these people gonna go when they get sick? Drive 50 miles to the next town? By then they're gonna be pushing up daisies! And the nurses the doctors all out of work! This is how you run a country? This is bullshit!

Work Work Work! Or Starve!

Now they wanna make people work to get Medicaid? 80 hours a month? What if you're old sick or can't find a job? Tough luck pal! No insurance for you! They're sayin' it's about 'responsibility,' but it's really about savin' money. They don't give a damn about people. They just want to cut costs no matter who gets hurt. This whole thing is like a bad joke only nobody's laughin'.

Pharma Wins You Lose!

And get this they're givin' a break to the damn drug companies! Exempting their precious medicines from price negotiations. They say it's to encourage research for rare diseases. Bullshit! It's about profit! They're makin' billions off sick people and now they're gettin' a free pass? The system is rigged man. It's all about the money not about the people.

I'm Outtie!

So there you have it. Trump's 'big beautiful bill' is a disaster for anyone who ain't rich. Millions gonna lose coverage hospitals gonna close and the damn drug companies are gonna be laughin' all the way to the bank. But hey what do I know? I'm just a poor immigrant who made it big. But even I can see this is a load of crap! Say goodnight to the bad guy!


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