Jerome Powell's Got a Problem! Inflation vs Growth - Who You Gonna Choose?

The Fed's Got a Dilemma I Got a Mountain of Problems Too!

Listen to this I'm hearin' that this Jerome Powell guy from the Federal Reserve is cryin' about a dilemma. Inflation and growth like they're two broads fightin' over him. He's sweatin' over Trump's tariffs like they're gonna take his stash. He says he expects higher inflation and lower growth. What a mess! You know what I say? 'Every day above ground is a good day.' But this Powell guy? Sounds like he needs a vacation maybe a trip to Bolivia?

Tariffs: A Tax? More Like a Pain in My Ass!

This Powell guy says tariffs are like a tax on imports. I say they're a pain in my ass! It's like tryin' to smuggle past the Coast Guard. He's sayin' they'll move us further away from our goals whatever those are. Probably for the rest of the year he's moaning. This is why I always had my own goals my own rules. Nobody tells Tony Montana what to do!

Interest Rates? I Deal in Cash Pal!

He's talkin' about interest rates keeping them steady or raisin' them to dampen demand. I deal in cash pal! And lots of it! This guy's playin' with numbers while I was buildin' an empire. 'I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me you fuck with the best!' But I'm being told that I'm supposed to be writing about this sh*t so here I am...

Inflation Expectations? I Expect Loyalty!

Powell's worried about inflation expectations. I expect loyalty! You cross me you're dead. He's sayin' tariffs will cause a temporary rise in inflation. Temporary? Everything's temporary in this world chico. Except maybe the bullet holes in my mansion.

Growth Slowdown? Not in My World!

GDP is slowin' down in the first quarter he whines. Growth is supposed to be slowed down because of strong imports for businesses trying to front run the tariffs. In my world slowdowns are for losers. You gotta keep pushin' keep climbin'. 'The World is Yours!' Remember that!

Solid Position? Sounds Like a Lie to Me!

Powell calls the economy being in a 'solid position'. Solid? Sounds like a lie to me! He's just tryin' to keep everyone calm. But me? I see through the bullshit. This guy needs a little excitement in his life. Maybe a trip to my old neighborhood. He'll learn what 'solid' really means.