First You Get the Power, Then They Steal Your Stuff! Even in Death, Politicians Can't Catch a Break!

The American Dream... or Nightmare?

Alright listen up you cockroaches. You think getting to the top is the end of the world? Think again! This broad Melissa Hortman a big shot politician in Minnesota gets iced right? Boom! Just like that. And what happens next? Her house gets jacked! It's like a bad joke eh? Even when you're pushing up daisies somebody wants what you got. This country... you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money you get the power. Then when you get the power then you get the women!

Plywood and Broken Dreams

These jabronis the cops say some bozo pried off the plywood covering the window. Plywood! Seriously? I'm Tony Montana and I'm telling you if you're gonna break into a place at least bring the right tools! What's this world coming to? All these lowlifes are a bunch of *mulas*.

Nothing Missing? Bullshit!

The family says nothing's missing. Yeah sure. Maybe they were lookin' for something *real* important somethin' you can't put a price on. Maybe they were lookin' for the truth the real *cojones* of this whole damn thing! Everybody wants to know: who sent this guy?

Vance the Dummy

This clown Vance Boelter goes full *loco* and starts blastin' people even pretends to be a cop! You think that's smart? That's how you end up on the wrong end of a machine gun pal! They even tried to hit up another politician! "I always tell the truth. Even when I lie." remember that! This Vance is a real joker.

State vs. Feds: A Legal Cage Match

Now they're talkin' state charges federal charges maybe even the death penalty. Looks like this guy's gonna have a real bad time. But hey that's the price you pay when you go messin' with the big boys. "You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"

The Moral of the Story?

So what's the takeaway here? This world is a jungle. You gotta be smart you gotta be ruthless and you gotta watch your back. And if you're gonna knock someone off make damn sure you clean up the place afterwards. And if you are thinking about making it big don't get high on your own supply.