Little Humans Big Problems!
Hulk hear tiny humans in Senate argue. They call it "bill". Is not made of rocks is paper. Paper no good for smashing! Trump man want bill. Says it 'big beautiful'. Hulk think everything Trump say is 'big'. Like his... ideas. Senate vote. Some say YEAH! Some say NAH! Hulk say just pick one! Makes Hulk angry to watch indecision!
Hulk's Eye View: Senate Edition!
Hulk see red when senators change minds! First they say NO! Then they say YES! Like puny Banner when sun go down then go up. One senator Johnson change his vote. Hulk think maybe he just want to make Hulk more angry. Working HARD I SEE! This make Hulk smash!... Wait Banner say calm down. Must report news. Hulk control anger... for now.
Thune's Triumph (Maybe)!
Thune man important senator. Wants to give bill to Trump man before July 4. Sounds like race! Hulk like races. But these senators they slow. Slower than Hulk trying to wear Banner's tiny pants! This is a victory for Thune... so far. But Hulk think more fighting come.
Reading the Fine Print... FOREVER!
Schumer man another senator he want to read the whole bill! 940 pages! Hulk rather smash whole building! He say 'We be here all night'. Hulk think maybe Hulk go get nap then. Wake up maybe still reading. Hulk no understand why read. Hulk prefer ACTION!
House of Pain (For the Bill)!
Senate pass bill (almost). Now go to House! House already fight about bill before. They cut Medicaid make people not happy. Hulk know anger. Angry people not vote yes! House Speaker Johnson also have small lead. One wrong move bill go KABOOM! Like when Hulk sneeze near building.
Trump Demand: PASS IT NOW!
Trump man say 'Pass the bill!'. White House say 'Not passing bill is BETRAYAL!'. Hulk think humans love drama! But Trump need remember Hulk do what Hulk want! And Hulk want... maybe ice cream. Or smash something. Decisions decisions...
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