Hulk SMASHES Microsoft's AI Strategy! Is It Smart or Just...Puny?!

Microsoft NOT Wanting to Be Strongest?! Hulk Confused!

Hulk hear news. Microsoft big company lots of puny computers but NOT using them for BIG AI! Mustafa Suleyman Microsoft AI boss man say they WAIT. Wait for other companies to make AI first. Hulk no understand! Why wait? Hulk always SMASH first ask questions later! Is like waiting for puny Banner to turn into Hulk... Hulk no like waiting! 'Hulk... SMASH!' that's what Hulk say!

Cheap AI? Hulk Say 'You Get What You Pay For!'

Suleyman say it CHEAPER to wait. Cheaper to copy. Hulk think that's like buying cheap Gamma radiation... Might get puny powers maybe just get sick! He call it 'off frontier.' Sounds like place where Hulk throw bad guys! Microsoft want to 'play a very tight second' because AI cost lots of money. Hulk know lots of money. Hulk break lots of things need to pay for them! But still... Hulk think being STRONGEST is worth it!

DeepMind? More Like 'Deeply Confusing'!

This Suleyman guy he used to work for Google's DeepMind. Hulk think DeepMind just tries to make puny humans feel smart. They make computers play games? Hulk play game too! It's called 'Hulk SMASH!' and Hulk always win! Microsoft buy this guy from Inflection. Inflection? Sounds like what happen when Hulk bend metal! Microsoft need friends to make AI. Like how Hulk need Banner sometimes... but mostly Banner just annoy Hulk!

OpenAI and Microsoft: Frenemies?! Hulk Knows the Feeling!

Microsoft use AI from OpenAI company that make ChatGPT. ChatGPT talk like puny humans. Microsoft put ChatGPT in Bing and Windows. Hulk think Bing is still stupid. Now Microsoft add 'memory' to Copilot. Hulk have memory too! Remember when Loki trick Hulk? Hulk NOT like that memory! OpenAI and Microsoft used to be best friends. Now Microsoft say OpenAI is competitor! Hulk understand. Sometimes Hulk fight Avengers! 'Puny god!' – Hulk said that to Loki. Microsoft must feel same about OpenAI!

Microsoft Playing It Safe? Hulk Thinks That's a Mistake!

Microsoft invested billions in OpenAI but OpenAI working with Oracle now?! That like Betty Ross going on date with General Ross! Unacceptable! But Microsoft say they still buddies. Suleyman say Microsoft need to be self sufficient. Like Hulk! Hulk doesn't need puny Banner all the time! Microsoft NOT trying to build 'best model in the world.' Say it too expensive. Hulk think being best is NEVER too expensive! 'Hulk is the strongest there is!' – Hulk always say that!

Hulk's Verdict: Microsoft Needs More Gamma!

Suleyman thinks 'duplication' is unnecessary. Hulk think being strong is ALWAYS necessary! Microsoft wants to build AI slowly copy other guys. Hulk think that puny plan! Microsoft need more Gamma! More SMASH! Need to be STRONGEST! Not just a tight second! Hulk out! Hulk SMASH... Microsoft's cautious AI strategy (maybe)!