Hulk SMASH Jobs? Amazon CEO Say AI Coming to Take Your Puny Human Work!

Hulk No Like Change!

Amazon CEO puny human Andy Jassy say new AI thing will make Amazon need fewer people! Fewer people means...less delivering Hulk's protein shakes?! Hulk no like! Jassy say "Like with every technical transformation there will be fewer people doing some of the jobs that the technology actually starts to automate." Hulk think that like when puny Banner try to take control...always trouble!

AI Get Job You Get...Unemployment?

Jassy also say Amazon hire more people for AI robotics and other stuff. So AI take job and then…make new job? Sounds like tricky gamma radiation experiment! Earlier Jassy admit company get smaller because of AI. He tell people "it will be 'hard to know exactly where this nets out over time' but that the corporate workforce will shrink as Amazon wrings more efficiencies out of the technology." Hulk think that mean...less box to SMASH!

Tech World Turn Upside Down!

Other puny humans like Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff brag AI doing 30 50% of work! Shopify and Microsoft want everyone use AI. CEO of Klarna even say AI cut people by 40%! Hulk think puny humans depend too much on shiny things. They forget...Hulk SMASH is timeless!

Rote Work? Hulk Do What Hulk Want!

Jassy say AI free people from "rote work" and make jobs "more interesting." Hulk think all work is rote when Hulk angry! Hulk no need AI to be more interesting! Hulk already most interesting! Hulk is strongest there is!

Layoffs? Hulk Say...SMASH!

Amazon already cut 27,000 jobs since 2022! More small cuts coming! Amazon shares doing bad while other companies like Meta Microsoft Nvidia do good. Maybe they need to hire Hulk! Hulk smash competition! Hulk make share price go UP!

Robots Deliver Packages? Hulk SMASH!

Jassy say robots deliver stuff soon. Robots doing Hulk's job? No way! Hulk SMASH robots! Hulk is ultimate delivery system! Just point Hulk at thing and Hulk deliver...eventually. Maybe just deliver anger.