HULK SMASH! Meta Wins, But Hulk Still Confused by Fancy Robot Words!

Little Humans Argue Over Shiny Computers!

Hulk read news. Make Hulk ANGRY! Meta big company like Stark Industries win fight. Something about using books to teach robots how to talk. Robots don't need to read! Robots need to SMASH! But judge say okay for now. Hulk think judge need to see Hulk SMASH to understand real problem!

Sarah Silverman and Ta Nehisi Coates vs. The Machines!

Some puny authors like Sarah Silverman and Ta Nehisi Coates mad at Meta. They say Meta steal their words for robots. Hulk understand! Hulk's words get stolen all the time! Everyone always yelling 'Hulk SMASH!' It's very annoying but Hulk has no lawyers. Maybe Hulk need lawyer...but Hulk SMASHES first asks questions later!

Judge Say No Harm No Foul... For Now!

Judge say Meta not hurt authors' book sales. Judge say Meta's robot learning is 'transformative.' Hulk not know what 'transformative' mean! Sounds like Banner trying to turn Hulk back into puny human! NO! Judge say authors need better arguments. Maybe authors need to bring Hulk to court. Hulk make good arguments...with fists!

Meta Happy Hulk Confused!

Meta say they happy. Say robots need to learn to make things better. Hulk think robots need to learn to make Hulk sandwiches! And stop making Hulk angry! Meta say fair use is important. Hulk think fair use means Hulk can use Stark's lab to build giant robot smashing machine. Right?

Judge Leave Door Open for More Little Fights!

Judge say this ruling only for these authors. Other authors can still sue Meta. Judge say Meta think world stop if they can't steal books. Judge call it 'nonsense'! Hulk like this judge! Judge understand nonsense! More fights coming! Hulk like fights! But Hulk prefer to fight things that can fight back! Like Abomination! Or Thing!

Hulk Need To Smash Anthropic Too!

Other robot company Anthropic also steal books! But Anthropic steal pirate books! Hulk think that's bad. Even Hulk doesn't steal! Hulk just...borrows...things...permanently. Judge say Anthropic still face trial. Hulk think Anthropic need to face Hulk! Hulk teach them a lesson about stealing! Hulk always wins!