HULK SMASH IPO! CoreWeave Stock GOES GAMMA!

CoreWeave... More Like CORE GREEN!

Hulk hear puny humans talking 'bout CoreWeave. Stock go UP! UP! UP! Almost 60% in five days! Hulk remember when numbers confuse Hulk. Now Hulk see: BIG number good. Means more to SMASH! $38 billion market cap? That's enough to buy a LOT of purple pants! CoreWeave IPO in March now DOUBLE in value? Puny humans finally doing something RIGHT! But Hulk still SMASH if they make Hulk angry.

420%? Hulk Not High Just Impressed!

Hulk read CoreWeave first earnings report. 420% revenue growth! Hulk think that's a lotta zeroes! Maybe they should use Hulk's strength to count it! Guidance passed full year expectations? Hulk think they need to stop EXPECTING and start DOING! Like Hulk. Hulk doesn't expect Hulk SMASH! But good for CoreWeave. Maybe they can help Hulk build bigger stronger… SMASHING tools!

Nvidia Sneaky Like Loki!

Nvidia that green company... they have 7% stake in CoreWeave! Hulk think that sneaky like Loki! They waited 'til AFTER the IPO. Now their stake worth $2 billion. Hulk wish Hulk had $2 billion. Hulk buy ALL the world's pants! But maybe Nvidia is just smart. Hulk think smart is… tolerable. As long as they don't try to control Hulk!

AI IPO? Sounds Like Target Practice!

CoreWeave is first pure play AI IPO. What that even MEAN?! Sounds like something Tony Stark would build. Hulk think AI is like Ultron. Starts good ends with world domination plans. But if AI helps Hulk find more pants Hulk might… tolerate it. Maybe.

OpenAI and $4 Billion Deal? Sheesh!

OpenAI get $4 billion deal with CoreWeave? PLUS $12 billion commitment earlier? Hulk could buy whole PLANET with that much! What they gonna do with all that money? Build robots? Hulk SMASH those robots! But maybe they use it for good. Like… making Hulk's pants indestructible!

Senate Hearings?! Hulk Rather SMASH!

CoreWeave CEO OpenAI CEO AMD CEO Microsoft guy... all at Senate hearing! Hulk rather SMASH than listen to politicians talk! They probably just ask stupid questions. Hulk only have one question: Where are all the pants?! But good for them I guess. Maybe they actually DO something to make world better... or at least make Hulk angrier in a more interesting way!