Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Is Mosaic Stock About to Get Schwifty?

Phosphate? More Like Phosph GREAT!

Alright Morty listen up. This RBC guy Andrew Wong – seems like a real pencil pusher but whatever – he’s saying Mosaic right? The fertilizer folks? Yeah those guys. He's upping their stock from a 'meh' to a 'maybe this won't destroy the universe.' Seems the phosphate market is tighter than my schedule when I'm avoiding Morty’s family. Demand's up supply's down and Mosaic's sitting pretty. Like me with a portal gun and an endless supply of Szechuan sauce. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!

Potash? More Like Pot CASH!

And it's not just phosphate Morty. Potash too! Apparently the same supply demand squabble is happening there. Wong thinks Mosaic is gonna rake in the schmeckles. All those operational thingamajigs they’re doing – more phosphate cheaper potash and selling more stuff in…*burp*…Brazil? It's like they're finally getting their act together. It’s about dang time. You know sometimes I think these companies need a genius like me to really get things moving. But whatever they'll probably screw it up anyway.

Tariffs? More Like Terrific (For Mosaic At Least)

This Wong guy also mentioned something about tariffs. Apparently being a *domestic* producer is like having a force field against the galactic federation. I mean that’s according to Wong. I still don't trust those pencil pushers. Something about being a domestic producer means you get a bit of an edge when the government slaps tariffs on everyone else. Not that I approve of that sort of thing I'm all about interdimensional free trade baby!

Earnings? More Like EARN ings!

Alright Morty get this: Mosaic also had a pretty schwifty first quarter. They beat expectations and even upped their potash production forecast. Their stock has jumped up like Jessica when she sees a boy band. 28.4% this year Morty! That's like…a lot. More than Summer's average daily eye roll count anyway. Second best in the whole materials sector! That's something I guess. If you're into boring stuff like… materials.

Analysts? More Like Anally sts!

Of course not everyone's chugging the Mosaic Kool Aid. These other so called 'analysts' yeah they are divided Morty. Some say “buy” some say “hold” and one poor sap says “underperform.” Bunch of Jerrys I tell ya. One of them probably thinks Pluto is a planet too. They're all just guessing anyway. Like Summer trying to understand quantum physics. Pointless.

Bottom Line? Get Schwifty!

So there you have it Morty. RBC thinks Mosaic is gonna get schwifty. Me? I'm not giving financial advice. I'm just a scientist... and an alcoholic. But if you're feeling lucky maybe throw a few schmeckles their way. Or don't. Who cares? The universe is endless and nothing really matters anyway. Just… try not to get eaten by a Cromulon. That's all I ask.