Amazon and Microsoft Put the Brakes on Data Centers! Is the AI Party Over?

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub...Economic Trouble!

Alright Morty listen up. Your grandpa Rick here's got the intel. Seems like even those corporate behemoths Amazon and Microsoft are feeling the pinch. Wells Fargo – yeah the guys who probably foreclose on alien planets too – are saying AWS that's Amazon Web Services for you uncultured swine is hitting the brakes on some of its new data center leases. Apparently they're dragging their feet especially on the international stuff. And Microsoft? Burp. Same squanch different pile.

AI Boom... Or AI Bust?

All this 'generative AI' nonsense? Yeah it takes juice Morty. Lots of it. That's why they were all scrambling for Nvidia's GPUs and building these server farms like they were prepping for the Purge. But now? Eh maybe they're realizing that pouring all your schmeckles into AI isn't the smartest move especially when the economy's about as stable as my sobriety.

Tariffs? More Like Terrifying!

Oh and let's not forget Mr. President...Tariffs! That's right Morty seems like that guy is trying to make imports of equipment even more expensive. Who cares about the economy right? I got to admit though that's pretty scary. It's like he's trying to create another dimension where prices are inflated. Scary stuff Morty.

To Hold or Not to Hold? That is the Question Morty

Wells Fargo in their infinite wisdom has a 'hold' rating on Amazon. A 'hold'! What's that even mean? It's like saying 'Yeah maybe but also maybe not Morty!' They got no idea what they're doing.

Show Me What You Got!

Jassy the head honcho at Amazon is still out there saying they ain't cutting back on data centers. Sure Jassy sure. Tell me another one. I bet he is drinking a Pan Dimensional Gargle Blaster. They all lie Morty. It's the only constant in the multiverse.

Get Schwifty... With Recession?

So what does all this mean Morty? Burp. It means things are getting schwifty! Or maybe just...slightly less schwifty. But hey that's life right? Just try not to get caught up in the corporate squabbles Morty. And don't even THINK about investing your allowance in any of this garbage.