Excellent! Supreme Court Lets Me Deport... I Mean, the Government, Deport Undesirables!

Release the Hounds... I Mean the Deportation Officers!

Smithers fetch my celebratory brandy! The Supreme Court those paragons of… something or other have finally seen fit to let the Trump administration resume deportations. Quick deportations mind you! No time for pesky lawyers or sob stories about torture. Excellent! As I always say 'Are we good or are we evil? Makes no difference as long as we're feared!'

Liberal Tears: A Fine Vintage

Justice Sotomayor bless her misguided heart calls it a 'gross abuse.' Ha! Abuse? I call it efficiency! Imagine the savings! No more housing feeding or tolerating these… individuals. And McLaughlin's tweet? 'Fire up the deportation planes!' Bravo! Someone gets it. They're a 'Victory for the safety and security of the American people.' Smithers remind me to send her a fruit basket... the one from the employee lounge that no one touches.

Dissent? Nonsense! Just Bad Business

This Realmuto woman whining about 'horrifying ramifications' and 'due process.' Due process? Where was my due process when those hippie protesters tried to shut down my power plant? Bah! These people want to drain the swamp Smithers? I'll show them a swamp filled with alligators... and paperwork!

Guatemala? South Sudan? Sounds Lovely!

Sotomayor bleating about deporting someone to Guatemala where they might face torture. Torture? A little hardship builds character! And South Sudan? The State Department says it's unsafe? Perfect! Fewer complaints you see. No one to testify against us in court. It's elementary my dear Smithers elementary!

Defiance is My Middle Name (It Isn't)

This Sotomayor woman dares accuse the government of defying court orders! Preposterous! We were merely… streamlining the process. Think of it as… aggressive efficiency. As I told that meddling EPA inspector 'I'm an old man. I hate the system. But I can't beat it!'

A Brighter Whiter... I Mean More Prosperous Future!

So let the deportations commence! Fewer immigrants mean more jobs for… well for whoever's left. And who knows maybe I can finally get around to buying that island I've had my eye on. Smithers start drawing up the plans for my personal deportation force. We'll call them 'The Hound dogs of Homeland Security!' Excellent!