OMG! Trump's 'One Big, Beautiful Bill' is Like, Totally a Thing! (And I Have Thoughts)

Okay First of All the White House is Giving Me Life!

So I heard President Trump is like having this whole event at the White House today. Apparently it's all about his 'One Big Beautiful Bill' – and honey you know I love anything big and beautiful! It's supposed to help working class Americans which is amazing. I mean who doesn't want more money in their pockets? More money more diamonds am I right? He wants the Senate to like hurry up and pass it. You go Glen Coco!

Like Who Even Are These 'Everyday Americans'?

Apparently these 'everyday Americans' are gonna be there. We're talking truck drivers firefighters nurses...the whole shebang! One DoorDash driver named Maliki Krieski is super excited because she'll get to keep more of her tips. Which tbh is a game changer! It's like 'Kim there's people that are dying,' but also 'Kim people need to keep their tips!'

No Tax on Tips? That's Hot.

Maliki Krieski said 'Thanks to No Tax on Tips I'll be able to keep more of what I earn.' I feel you girl! Keeping what you earn is like the ultimate goal. It's all about that hustle you know? Plus less taxes means more money for contour kits. Priorities people!

Senate Drama? Sounds Like My Family Dinners

Okay so apparently there's drama in the Senate. Surprise surprise! Some conservatives are worried this bill will like break the bank. It's always something right? It's like when I'm trying to plan a party and someone always complains about the vegan options. Can't we all just get along and pass this bill?

The Parliamentarian Said What Now?

I don't even know what a 'parliamentarian' is but apparently they're causing problems. They rejected some parts of the bill that were supposed to like offset the costs. Honestly who invited them? They're probably just jealous of the attention this bill is getting. Don't be shady be a lady!

Stay Tuned Besties! It's Gonna Be a Wild Ride!

So this whole 'One Big Beautiful Bill' thing is still unfolding. It's like an episode of 'Keeping Up,' but with more taxes and less contouring (sadly). Make sure you check back for updates. And remember stay positive test your wifi and don't let anyone steal your sparkle! K?