OMG! Is the US Economy About to Get a Major Makeover? Or is it Just Another Filter?

Trade Deals? Honey We're Manifesting Abundance!

Okay dolls so I heard from Kevin Hassett that like *more than 10* countries are throwing themselves at the U.S. with trade deals after Trump slapped those tariffs on imports. Apparently they're 'very good amazing' deals. I mean who wouldn't want a piece of America? It's like the ultimate accessory! We always knew America had to be number one but I was more focused on my own self like what's more iconic than Kim K right? Anyway I feel like the world's economy is so important though and I hear it is totally being taken care of.

Recession? As If!

Hassett also said there's '100% not' a chance of a recession in 2025. I mean honestly if I can manifest a flawless selfie every time I'm sure the U.S. can avoid a recession too. Like stay positive people! Good vibes only! I remember I used to live with the recession of having to wear something more than once but now I have so many clothes that I can wear something new every day for the rest of my life LOL.

Insider Trading? That's So Last Season!

Now there's some drama about possible insider trading by Trump and White House peeps but Hassett's like 'Nah fam.' I mean come on we're talking about the White House not a shady Calabasas nail salon. And I'm sure that the SEC is going to be on top of things they wouldn't want to lose out on things! People just love drama and there is always someone trying to come for the US!

To Bundle or Not to Bundle That Is the Question!

Apparently Trump Jamieson Greer and Howard Lutnick are debating whether to announce these trade deals one at a time or all at once. I'm thinking bundle them! It's all about the package people. Like my SKIMS collection – you gotta buy it all to get the full effect! But like there are so many things I have to bundle like diapers business and fame. Like I need a good package deal you know?

Tariff Drama: Is it a Trend or a Total Flop?

So there's a whole rollercoaster of tariffs happening. Trump put some tariffs on then he kinda took them off for electronics then he was like 'Just kidding!' It's like planning my outfits for the Met Gala – constant changes and second guessing! But you know what he is going to get it right and be an iconic fashion choice if he keeps listening to the experts you know what I mean?

Is the Economic Tea Worth Sipping?

All this tariff talk made stocks do a little dance and now Democrats are sniffing around for market manipulation. Sen. Cory Booker wants congressional hearings which sounds like a total snooze fest TBH. But Hassett's all cool saying the authorities will investigate. I mean if there's one thing I know it's how to handle drama. Just stay calm contour your face and let the lawyers do their thing! But it is kind of good that there are a bunch of people who are looking out for things and are like "Hey did you see that?" So maybe it's worth sipping who knows.