OMG! Is the Economy About to Have a Major Kim K Breakup?! Goldman Sachs Sounds the Alarm!

Like Is My Money Safe?!

Okay dolls so I just read this article about Goldman Sachs being like totally freaked out about the stock market. They're saying things could get WAY worse with wider credit spreads and gulp a possible recession! It's like when you're trying to contour and it all goes wrong – a total disaster! I mean who has time for a recession? I'm busy running empires here!

Trump's Tariffs: So Not Chic!

Apparently President Trump's tariffs are a major buzzkill. Goldman Sachs thinks if these tariffs actually happen they might have to officially call it a recession. I'm like is this his way of trying to out drama me?! Honey no one out dramas Kim K! But seriously if the stock market crashes even more I might have to like *gasp*…sell a handbag! Can you even imagine?!

Recession? Never Heard of Her!

Goldman Sachs is saying the market isn't ready for a real recession. They think stocks could fall even further! Like are we talking falling as far as my exes’ careers after they mess with me? Because that's a LONG way down! And apparently the VIX is at a level associated with recession peaks. I don't know what a VIX is but it sounds vaguely scandalous and I'm here for it… unless it messes with my investments!

Jamie Dimon and Larry Fink Throwing Shade

Even Jamie Dimon from JPMorgan Chase and Larry Fink from BlackRock are getting worried! Larry's saying CEOs think we're *already* in a recession! I need to call Kris; this requires a strategy session. Maybe we should launch a "Recession Proof KKW Beauty" line? Contour kits are essential even in a downturn! "You're doing amazing sweetie!" Remember a killer contour can distract from any economic crisis.

CNBC Pro: The Only Place to Be! (Besides My Mansion)

CNBC Pro is having a fancy event at the New York Stock Exchange! They're talking about getting 'an edge' in these 'uncertain markets'. Honestly my edge is my glam squad but maybe I should check this out? It sounds exclusive and you know I love a good party with other important people.

Okay Fine Maybe I'll Pay Attention...

Look I usually leave the serious stuff to my advisors but this whole recession thing sounds like a real threat to my brand. I might actually have to like *read* something about economics! Ugh the things I do for my empire! But hey at least I’ll look fabulous while doing it. Remember dolls "get your ass up and work!"...on protecting your investments!