OMG! Is Trump's Trade War About to Ruin My Shopping Sprees?!

Like Seriously What's Going On?

Okay dolls let's get one thing straight: I'm Kim K and I know a thing or two about looking good and like shopping. So when I hear about Trump yes *that* Trump calling China the 'chief ripper offer' on trade I'm immediately thinking 'Is this going to affect my Balenciaga hauls?' Because honey if I can't get my hands on the latest designer drops we have a problem. A *major* problem. This is almost as bad as when I lost my diamond earring in the ocean...but like on a national scale.

145%?! Is That Even Legal?

Trump is sticking to his guns with these crazy high tariffs on Chinese imports. I mean 145%? That's more than my markup on some of my SKIMS stuff! (Okay maybe not *that* much but you get the idea). All these 'analysts' and 'business leaders' are saying it's going to mess with the supply chain. And I'm like 'Supply chain? Is that like a new designer?' JK! But seriously if I can't get my matcha lattes and my contour kits heads are going to roll.

Empty Shelves? As If!

So Trump's basically saying if his trade war goes on stores might have empty shelves. Like what?! Empty shelves are not a vibe. He says kids might only have two dolls instead of 30. Two dolls? North West has like a whole dollhouse mansion and even *that* isn't enough! Maybe he should take a page out of my book and learn the value of extravagance and not deprive our children of the essentials...like designer toys of course!

The Pandemic Throwback (Ugh)

He's bringing up the pandemic and how there were shortages back then. Like don't even remind me. That was a dark time for everyone. But this time it's supposedly Trump's fault! Talk about a plot twist. Apparently he thinks we don't need half the stuff from China. Okay maybe *he* doesn't but what about my silk pajamas and jade rollers? Priorities people!

Who's Negotiating With Who and Where?

Okay so it sounds like his peeps are pointing fingers at each other. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent this Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick that. Honestly it's giving me major Kris Jenner trying to manage all our careers vibes! But on a *much* higher stakes! And then China's like 'Nope no negotiations happening here.' It's all so messy and dramatic. Someone needs to call Kris and get this situation under control.

Stay Tuned Dolls!

So what does all this mean? I'm honestly not sure but I'm keeping a close eye on this whole situation. If it means less shopping and more doom and gloom I'm going to have to stage an intervention. Just kidding...maybe. Follow me for more updates! And remember stay glam!