OMG! Chuck Schumer's Shady Move to Block My Ride?!

Is This My Vibe?!

Okay dolls so like I saw this news about Chuck Schumer trying to block Trump from getting this super luxe jet from Qatar. And I'm like seriously?! A girl appreciates the finer things and this Air Force One situation? It's a whole mood! I mean 'Live for the moment because everything else is uncertain,' right? But this Schumer guy is throwing shade like it's a new contouring trend. Not cool.

He's Being Like So Basic!

Apparently Schumer's saying it's 'naked corruption' and a 'national security threat.' Okay honey calm down! It's a plane not a nuclear weapon. And he even dragged Putin into it?! 'Never go against the family'? Is that what he's doing?! This is beyond! I mean can't a president upgrade his ride without someone throwing a major tantrum?

Emoluments Who?!

Schumer wants Attorney General Pam Bondi to explain how this jet doesn't violate some 'emoluments clause.' Like what even IS that?! I bet it doesn't involve diamonds or Birkin bags. Seriously he wants her to testify? It's giving major side eye. I feel like he is trying to come for us ladies!

Ted Cruz Weighs In? Groundbreaking!

Even Ted Cruz is worried about 'espionage and surveillance problems.' Okay boomer! As if we don't all have cameras in our pockets 24/7. Ben Shapiro too? 'If you want President Trump to succeed this kind of skeezy stuff needs to stop,' he says. Ugh everyone's a critic. Like can't we just enjoy the glam?

Trump's Defense: It's Just Old Okay?!

Trump's saying the old Air Force One is like 40 years old. OMG that's practically ancient! I get it you guys! 'I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.' And I'll stop upgrading my lifestyle when things get too luxurious. The truth is...NEVER! You can hate us but you can't say we're not entertaining!

Shady Politics Alert!

Ultimately it sounds like Trump might still get his new ride thanks to the Republicans. But Schumer's holding up DOJ nominations to make things difficult. Honestly can't we all just get along? 'I don't know why I call her but I do'. But hey a girl can dream of flying high in a super glam jet right? Keep up with the K's!!