Singapore Tourism SMASHES Expectations! More Money, Fewer Tourists? Hulk VERY ConfUSED!

Singapore? More Like 'Singa PORE' Into My Wallet!

Hulk read 'news.' Singapore wants more money less puny humans? Hulk confused! They want shiny coins not Hulk sized footprints? Singapore thinks it's very smart like puny Banner. But Hulk know sometimes less is MORE… MORE SMASHING OPPORTUNITIES! Maybe Hulk should open Hulk themed attraction. Imagine the line! People would pay to see Hulk SMASH tiny cars! Hulk would make ALL the money! RRRRAAAGGGHHH!

MICE? Sounds Like Hulk Snack! (It's Not)

MICE people? They spend DOUBLE the money? Hulk need to learn from these tiny humans. Maybe Hulk should attend meeting. 'Hulk want more gamma!' 'Hulk need bigger chair!' 'Hulk demand all the snacks!' They call Singapore 'World's Best MICE City'? Hulk thinks New York is better. More buildings to SMASH! But Singapore has Herbalife Extravaganza? 25,000 tiny humans? That's a lot of witnesses… and potential Hulk sized protein shakes.

Changi Airport: From 'Plane' to 'Pain' for Hulk Luggage!

New terminal at Changi Airport? Bigger? More passengers? Hulk hate airports! So many tiny people bumping into Hulk! So many rules! 'No smashing allowed!' 'Keep your voice down!' But more people in Singapore means more opportunity for Hulk to… well people watch. Maybe Hulk can find a good tailor. Need new pants after EVERY transformation! This is a VERY important problem!

World Class Attractions? Hulk Prefers World Class SMASHING!

Singapore boasts about fancy attractions. New ocean thing Porsche place science lab? Hulk doesn't care! Hulk want world class wrestling match! Hulk versus… uh… giant robot! Now THAT is attraction worth seeing! Maybe Singapore should build SMASHING ARENA! They can charge lots of money! Hulk will even sign autographs… with his fist! (Just kidding… mostly.)

Cruises and Wellness? Hulk Need Neither!

Cruises? Floating prisons! Wellness? Hulk is ALWAYS well! (Except when Banner is in charge… then Hulk feels… itchy.) Disney cruise coming to Singapore? Hulk bet Mickey Mouse is scared. Hulk heard about Taylor Swift concert. Six shows! She must be VERY strong to sing so much. Like She Hulk but with less green and more sparkly dresses.

Hulk's Verdict: Singapore Needs More SMASH!

So Singapore wants more money? Good for them! But they need to remember sometimes the best way to attract people is with a little bit of… CHAOS! Maybe Hulk can help. Hulk will be Singapore's official 'Smashing Ambassador'! Free smashing for all tourists! What could go wrong? (Everything probably. But it will be FUN!) Hulk… OUT!