HULK SMASH! But Who Fix Plane Now? Aviation Industry Needs Tiny Humans!

Puny Humans Fly Planes But Who Fix?

Hulk hear puny humans talk about jobs. President Tiny Hand say he want more jobs in America. Good! But Hulk hear problem. Airplane jobs! Need humans to fix planes and make engine go ROAR! But old humans get tired. They go sleep forever maybe? Hulk need plane fixed! Hulk smash if plane no work!

Old Man Winter Come for Mechanics

These human papers say airplane fixers getting OLD! Average age 54. Some even older than Hulk's temper! They say 40% of plane fixers are over 60. What happen when they all nap? Planes fall from sky! This no good. By 2028 they need 25,000 more airplane fixers. That a lot of tiny humans!

Cough Cough! Stupid Virus!

Stupid virus make airplane industry go BOOM! Companies fire humans or give them funny money to go away. Now nobody to fix planes! GE human say they lost talent. Like Hulk lose Gamma radiation? Bad news! But GE say they hire now. Hulk hope they hire smart humans not like Thunderbolt Ross.

Shiny Metal Pay Shiny Money!

GE pay humans to work on plane engines. Good money they say! $80,000 to $90,000. Not bad for tiny humans. More than tiny human get for pushing papers. Bureau of Labor Stat whatsit say plane fixers make more money than other humans. Maybe Hulk become plane fixer! But Hulk smash too much…

Money Talk But Need to YELL LOUDER!

Human lady say they need to pay more! Money make humans happy. Happy humans fix planes better. If they no happy they make Hulk ANGRY! Also not just plane fixer problem. Air traffic humans also short. That bad! Planes crash! Hulk no like crash.

Tiny Humans Go To School? Smart!

Tiny humans think about fixing planes instead of going to book school. Smart humans! Get hands dirty! Like Hulk get green. School teach them fix planes. Then airlines steal them right away! American Airlines even go to small human school! Make little humans want to fix plane. Good! Future plane ride for Hulk!