AI Face-Off: U.S. or China? Karp Says Winner Takes All, And I'm Rooting For The Home Team, You Know?

The World is Mine And Soon The AI Too

Listen up you punks! This Karp fella from Palantir he's talkin' about AI. Artificial Intelligence. Sounds like some sci fi bullshit right? But this ain't no movie. This is about power understand? Karp says it's a race between the U.S. and China. Winner takes all. And let me tell you something I'm all about winning. Like I always say 'Every day above ground is a good day.' And I want plenty more good days thanks to Uncle Sam.

Run Harder Run Faster! Like I Ran From Cuba!

This Karp guy he's telling America to 'run harder run faster.' Sounds like when I was making my move from Cuba. You gotta hustle! This ain't no game for slowpokes. He's building up Palantir with new AI projects that will have the US way ahead of China. He says the U.S. has a leg up. Good. Keep that leg up eh? And Palantir they're supposed to be making things more secure and efficient. Like my operation back in Miami I was always about efficiency baby!

These Europeans Gotta Learn From Us Like Manny Did!

Karp's talking about how Europe needs to learn from the U.S. They need to be tough. To be ruthless. I’ve always said: 'You need people like me so you can point your fingers and say 'That's the bad guy'.' Seems like he wants everyone to be a little bit bad. You gotta have balls eh? These Europeans they're too soft. Need to learn how to get their hands dirty. Like Manny that crazy bastard. You gotta be aggressive if you want to get ahead or you're just gonna get stepped on.

Palantir Stock's Going Up Up Up! Like My Empire!

Palantir's stock it's going up up up! Just like my empire used to! Investors are betting on them. Smart move. This Karp fella he’s got the juice. And when you got the juice you got the power eh? But some people are complaining about the stock price too high whatever like they are doing me a favor. Karp says 'You don't like the price exit.' See? That's how you talk! No bullshit! Like I always say 'I tell the truth even when I lie.' And the truth is Palantir's making money. So shut your mouth and take it.

Not Surveilling Americans? I Never Saw Anything!

Now there's some noise about Palantir helping the Trump administration gather data on Americans. Karp says they're 'not surveilling Americans.' I never saw nothing! You know? But let's be honest everybody's watching everybody these days. I am watching you too. I don’t know what you have but I know you like it. So if it helps keep the bad guys away maybe a little surveillance ain't so bad. Just don't get caught eh?

AI is Dangerous But So Am I

This AI Karp calls it 'dangerous.' He's right. Power is dangerous. Money is dangerous. Women are dangerous. And I was all of those things huh? But without danger what's the point of living? Just remember what I always said 'Me I want it all.' And I'll do whatever it takes to get it. Even if it means trusting some AI to help me out. So America better win this AI race. Or China will have to deal with me...