Puny CEO Step Aside! New Boss Smash Discord to Next Level!

Citron Run Away! Hulk Understand… Sometimes.

Puny human CEO Jason Citron say bye bye to Discord. He say 'it feels like the right time'. Hulk think maybe he see Hulk coming? No probably not. But new guy Humam Sakhnini he come from Activision Blizzard! He know games. Maybe he make Discord even smashier... I mean better! Citron stay on board as advisor. So he still around to feel Hulk's… advice. Hehehe.

CEO Evolving? Hulk Just Smash!

Citron say he 'hired himself out of a job'. Hulk not understand. When Hulk have job Hulk smash job! No need to hire someone else. But Citron say next CEO needs different smash… strategy. Sakhnini's 15 years of game experience can prove valuable to steer the startup he co founded alongside Chief Technology Officer Stanislav Vishnevskiy in 2012. Vishnevskiy stay. He must be strong…er than Citron.

World of Warcraft AND Candy Crush? This Guy Knows Things!

Sakhnini he work on World of Warcraft Call of Duty and Candy Crush! Hulk not play Candy Crush. Too… sweet. But those other games they good. Maybe he bring more games to Discord. Maybe he make Discord so good even Hulk join! (Hulk only observe of course. Hulk too busy smashing.)

IPO? Hulk SMASH IPO… Or Invest?

Rumor say Discord talking about IPO! Initial Product Offering! Hulk not know what that mean but sounds like making money! Maybe Hulk invest! Or maybe Hulk just smash… Depends if they let Hulk in on the deal. Discord say they not comment on rumors. They focus on making Discord better. Good. Hulk watching.

200 Million Users? Hulk Know More People!

Discord have 200 million users! That a lot of puny humans talking. Hulk know more people! (Hulk just not… communicate with them much). They discuss things use voice video. Maybe they talk about Hulk! Hulk hope they say nice things.

14.7 Billion Dollars! Hulk Want Some!

Discord worth $14.7 billion! That a lot of money! Hulk want some! Maybe Sakhnini give Hulk a cut. Or maybe Hulk… take it. No Hulk joking! (Mostly.) Hulk just hope Discord use money to make Discord better stronger smashier! (For the users of course. Hulk just… observing.)