Hulk Smash White House Excuses: Musk's Government Role NOT Temporary, Judge Says!

Puny White House Try to Trick Judge!

Hulk read news. Make Hulk ANGRY! White House say Elon Musk job temporary? HAH! Like Hulk believe Banner control Hulk! They try to make judge think Musk just 'advisor.' Hulk know advisors! They whisper in ear then Hulk SMASH... I mean uh they give advice. But Musk do MORE! He change things! Big things! Not temporary like Hulk's temper... which is ALWAYS there! RRRRAAAGH!

14 States Team Up! Hulk Understand Teamwork!

Fourteen states! Like mini Avengers! They say Musk break rules. No Senate say 'Musk okay!' No Congress say 'DOGE good boy!' Hulk think rules important. Unless rules say Hulk can't SMASH! Then Hulk... reconsider rules. But these states? They smart! They see Musk power. Power that make Hulk... jealous. LITTLE bit jealous.

Judge Chutkan: 'Hulk See What You Did There!'

Judge Tanya Chutkan! She not fooled! She say White House try to make Musk small but he BIG! Like Hulk! She say Musk have 'significant authority.' Authority without... appointment? That like Hulk try to drive car! No license! Just SMASH!

DOGE Steal Secrets? Hulk Know About Secrets!

DOGE get 'unauthorized access?' Like Hulk sneaking into fridge for gamma irradiated snacks! States say DOGE see 'private and proprietary information.' That like seeing Banner's diary! NO ONE reads Banner's diary! Hulk would... well Hulk curious but Hulk respect privacy! (Mostly.)

Musk Cut and Slash! Hulk Understand Destruction!

Musk slash regulations! Cut workforce! Change websites! Hulk understand. Hulk also slash and cut. Hulk smash things! But Musk do it with... spreadsheets? Hulk prefer brute force. But result same: THINGS CHANGE! Maybe Musk and Hulk should team up? Hulk smash Musk... budget? Hmmm...

Trump Safe! For Now... Hulk Watching!

Judge say can't touch Trump. Something about 'official duties.' Hulk don't understand. But Hulk understand ONE thing: President have power. Power to make Hulk angry! So Hulk WATCH! If Trump make wrong move... HULK SMASH... I mean Hulk observe carefully!