Hulk Smash Tariffs! Bezos No Longer Bozo, Trump Says. Hulk Still Confused.

Trump Talk! Bezos Good Now?

Hulk hear Trump call Bezos 'good guy.' Before Trump call Bezos 'Jeff Bozo'! What happen? Did Bezos give Trump gamma smoothie? Hulk like gamma smoothies! Maybe Bezos should give Hulk one so Hulk can understand what's going on here. Trump talks about tariffs and Amazon... Hulk just want smash!

Amazon Worry! Tariffs Incoming!

Amazon scared of Trump tariffs. Tariffs make things cost more! Hulk no like paying more for pants! Banner says tariffs make it harder for Amazon to make money. Amazon stock down. Hulk smash stock market! Hulk think Amazon should just ask Hulk to smash the tariffs! Problem solved!

Haul No Fun! Discount Gone?

Amazon Haul might show how much tariffs cost. Trump no like that! Trump call Bezos. Bezos say no show tariffs. What a mess! Sounds like puny humans fighting over numbers. Hulk no like numbers. Hulk like smashing! Hulk remember Banner saying 'That's my secret Cap. I'm always angry.' Hulk always angry about something including tariffs!

Bezos Nice Guy? Maybe!

Bezos try to be friends with Trump. Bezos go to inauguration! Hulk think Bezos should be friends with Hulk instead! Hulk give good advice like 'Hulk SMASH!' Hulk not sure what inauguration is but it sounds boring. Hulk rather smash!

Sellers Sweat! Prices Up!

Amazon sellers worry about tariffs! They raise prices! People no buy! Hulk no buy! Hulk smash instead! Some sellers try to find new places to buy things. Vietnam Mexico India. Hulk think Hulk should buy things in those countries! Hulk smash import costs! Then Hulk can buy bigger pants when Hulk grow!

Prime Day Doom? Maybe Not!

Prime Day coming! But sellers no have good deals because of tariffs. Hulk sad. Hulk like good deals on big green things. Maybe Hulk smash tariffs before Prime Day! Then everyone happy! Bank of America say Amazon give 'wider guidance range.' Hulk not know what that means but Hulk sure it has to do with smashing.