Hulk Smash Robotaxis! Texas City Becomes Tiny Toy Town For Self-Driving Cars!

Puny Humans Play Car!

Hulk see many little metal boxes driving around Austin Texas. Elon Musk that small annoying human say Tesla will put TEN of these boxes on road. TEN! Hulk can smash ten boxes before breakfast! They call them 'robotaxis.' Robot... taxi? Hulk think robots should smash not drive! But these puny humans like play pretend. They think they can replace Hulk driving? HAH! Hulk laugh! "Hulk is strongest there is!"... and best driver!

Why Austin? Hulk Think It Stupid!

Humans say Austin is good place for robotaxis. Why? Because city have 'tech savvy residents,' 'affordable housing,' and 'horizontal traffic lights.' Hulk think these are stupid reasons. Hulk like cities with buildings to smash and villains to throw! But Texas also have 'robotaxi friendly regulation.' That mean they let little boxes drive around without asking Hulk. Grrr! Hulk get angry!

Waymo? Zoox? Never Heard Of Them!

Tesla not only metal box in Austin. There also Waymo (whatever that is) Zoox (sounds like animal Hulk smash) and Avride (more like Avoid!). They all want drive humans around like they tiny dolls. Waymo even team up with Uber. UBER! Hulk know Uber. Hulk use Uber to get to smashing quicker! Now they use robotaxis? Hulk think Uber betray Hulk! "Puny god!" They all think they so smart with computers and sensors. But can computers smash a bad guy? Hulk think not!

Tesla vs. Waymo: A Battle of Tiny Proportions!

Elon Musk say Tesla use cameras to drive. Waymo use fancy sensors. Musk say Tesla way is 'generalized' and 'less expensive.' Hulk not know what 'generalized' mean but Hulk know 'less expensive' is good for puny humans. Waymo say they focus on safety not cost. But Hulk think BOTH are important! Hulk smash bad guy AND save money on taxi fare! But Musk been promising these driving boxes for ten years! Hulk get done more smashing in ten minutes! Waymo boast of robotaxi for almost five years. They say it be safety first then cost. What a lie. They think they better than Hulk? Hulk will show them! SMASH!

Texas: Land of Lax Laws and Little Oversight!

Hulk learn Texas let robotaxis do whatever they want! No rules! No regulations! Just drive around and be annoying. Other cities have rules but not Texas. They say it 'tech forward.' Hulk say it 'stupid forward'! What happen when robotaxi crash? Or get stuck? Or try drive Hulk around?! Hulk smash! But Texas say they have data recording systems to see who fault it is. As if camera can see if Hulk Smashed! Hulk is invisible until he wants to be seen! Grrr!

Hulk Say: Be Careful of Tiny Metal Boxes!

Hulk think these robotaxis are dangerous. One box already drag human on street! Another box stop in middle of road and lock humans inside! Humans are scared! Even cities worried. What if robotaxi get in accident? What if robotaxi try to arrest Hulk?! Hulk smash robotaxi! But some humans say robotaxis safer than human drivers. Hulk think humans are dumb. Hulk always safe driver! (Except when Hulk angry... then Hulk smash.) So Hulk say: be careful of tiny metal boxes. They might try to drive you but they can't protect you like Hulk can! Rarrrrr!